I had a nice relaxing tan for lunch, and a nap.
I woke up feeling refreshed, looked in the mirror, and I have a spot where the radio remote was laying on my stomach.
It looks quite stylish, and I bet I start a new trend. Forget the stickers of playboy bunnies, and shamrocks, or hearts, I am a mutha effin p-i-m-p.
I got a REMOTE tan boyeeee!!!