"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Friday, January 15, 2010


I ran into a former coworker last weekend at the Circle K. I had been to the Pet store attached just before and was waiting on manfriend at the register, gazing happily at the kitties playing in the store bins next door.

I heard my name, and there she was. She wasn't sure it was me. She'd been gone for several months, but we kept in contact via email.

Coworker: "I almost didn't know that was you, you lost so much weight"
Me: "ah, it's break up weight, I'll likely put it all back on"

I think scientists should devote their energy to figuring out why your body does those things like make you not hungry, and lose weight when you break up. Sell that, instead of magic diets, and pills. It's obviously the bodies natural reaction.

No wait...that's my million dollar idea. Stay tuned. How to lose weight on a wine and ramon noodle diet, and very sporadic, half hearted exercise. Obviously...it's possible.

Now that I'm back to working out all the time. I'm gaining weight. Imagine that.


Katie said...

I don't understand why they haven't invented a pill to make us lose weight without doing a thing. If they can invent a pill that gives a guy a hard-on for 4 hours before they need to seek emergency treatment, they can make a weight loss pill.

Andhari said...

I like ramen noodles and wine. Please do share the tips :D

Anonymous said...

I'm so sorry your weight loss is due to breaking up. Gazing at kitties and puupies makes me happy too.
Pardon me while I read more of your posts - need to seriously catch up with you.

安靜 said...

Happy New Year~~!!!............................................................

heather said...

it's all muscle weight that you're gaining. that's what i tell myself. it helps.

Fizzgig said...

like everthing i believe its a government conspiracy. Same w/cancer. theres too much money in treatment of being fat, and having cancer. why cure it? i find it hard to believe they can put a man on the moon but cant do those things. what ever.

drink a bottle of wine, and eat the ramon to soak some of it up so you can work the next day. lol

yea, it was about a months worth of breaking up. its all better now! =)

yea muscle. lol. only i quit lifting weights about a month ago