"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Monday, July 25, 2005

Karma is a Bitch....

I remember the days of yesteryear....when I would tell my sister, (who is only 7 years older than me) that she was old. When I was in high school, I would stay weekends with her and I just remember thinking she was old! She had her own place, a job, a car, thats OLLLLLD!!!!
I can't help it, I think it was my duty as a little sister or something. Of course, NOW I don't think she is old. (she is the same age as WG!)

Well, my bones crack and creak. Which is normal. The first thing that happened to me, after 25, was my boobs dropped. I use to love them, now their ok. Soon, they will be too far gone for help! Losing weight is making them worse. I am getting a boob job, that can be fixed some day! (a lift, I dont need implants!) I guess that was what I got for calling her old.
I am getting vericose veins, since I spend my life sitting at a desk! (granted they are not bad at all I have 2 spots with little teeeeeny veins but thats not the point!)

And, the kicker, is this weekend, I found a hair where there shouldnt have been one, and it was long, and black.

My mom (who may kill me) had a hair on her back, that would come back whenever I pulled it, and yea, she asked me to pull it cus she couldn't see it. It grew in the same spot. I always gave her a hard time about it. Now, I have my own stray hair!!

Another instance of karma, would be my dog.

The backstory:

My friend katrina dated this guy, who we will call Ram Rod. 1) because its funny, and 2) because a guy use to call him that. He lived with his grandma. He had a dog named Missy. She was a chow. Now, those who know me, know I tolerate a lot from animals and they can do no wrong. Not Missy, she was evil. She would bark non stop. If you sat on the floor she would bite you, if you were on your knees or anything, she would bite your butt.

Kat and I had fun with Missy when Ram Rod would go away with my ex (husband). If you said 'Fuck you, Missy' she would go insane, and growl. The dog stank. She had some nasty skin condition, and she smelled, no matter what Ram Rod did for her. And she only really liked Ram Rod. Once, we fed her soap. We couldn't stop laughing at the time, about what if she pooped bubbles. Well anyone who thinks I was cruel to Fuck You Missy, karma got me.

I always wonder why my poor dog has so many problems, that must be it. Because we were mean to Missy. Now, Little Hill lives her own life as a stinky dog. And, she has been known to bite a couple of people. And she stank no matter what I do. I'm sorry pupper, I am trying to be a better person!

Be careful out there!!


ck said...

Funny! That must be what my little sis thought of me when I use to pick her up at college. Now she is a "big girl" too :)

hot for jr. said...

I told you to just wait - one day you would be OLD too, but when you're young, you don't think about that. You just kept on making me feel bad about my age, calling me old as dirt and crap like that. It was my job as an older sister to take it in stride I suppose. (You're lucky you grew up to tell the stories - you were pretty bad sometimes and it took all the restraint I had not to choke you! LOL :O)
Karma can be a bitch!! It sucks when it comes back to bite you in the ass, but it's funny to watch it come back on someone else!!!

Rachel said...

I feel old too. Even though I'm not. I'm terrified of getting older. I feel like I just had my 30,000 tune-up. I'm finding gray hairs (and not just on my head)!!! Ack! I had a lump in my breast that needed an ultrasound (thank God it was nothing), a strange mole that needed to be removed, and I wore out my first filling! What is wrong with me! I'm too young for this crap. I need to figure out how to age with pride so I don't dread the inevitable.