I remember the days of yesteryear....when I would tell my sister, (who is only 7 years older than me) that she was old. When I was in high school, I would stay weekends with her and I just remember thinking she was old! She had her own place, a job, a car, thats OLLLLLD!!!!
I can't help it, I think it was my duty as a little sister or something. Of course, NOW I don't think she is old. (she is the same age as WG!)
Well, my bones crack and creak. Which is normal. The first thing that happened to me, after 25, was my boobs dropped. I use to love them, now their ok. Soon, they will be too far gone for help! Losing weight is making them worse. I am getting a boob job, that can be fixed some day! (a lift, I dont need implants!) I guess that was what I got for calling her old.
I am getting vericose veins, since I spend my life sitting at a desk! (granted they are not bad at all I have 2 spots with little teeeeeny veins but thats not the point!)
And, the kicker, is this weekend, I found a hair where there shouldnt have been one, and it was long, and black.
My mom (who may kill me) had a hair on her back, that would come back whenever I pulled it, and yea, she asked me to pull it cus she couldn't see it. It grew in the same spot. I always gave her a hard time about it. Now, I have my own stray hair!!
Another instance of karma, would be my dog.
My friend katrina dated this guy, who we will call Ram Rod. 1) because its funny, and 2) because a guy use to call him that. He lived with his grandma. He had a dog named Missy. She was a chow. Now, those who know me, know I tolerate a lot from animals and they can do no wrong. Not Missy, she was evil. She would bark non stop. If you sat on the floor she would bite you, if you were on your knees or anything, she would bite your butt.
Kat and I had fun with Missy when Ram Rod would go away with my ex (husband). If you said 'Fuck you, Missy' she would go insane, and growl. The dog stank. She had some nasty skin condition, and she smelled, no matter what Ram Rod did for her. And she only really liked Ram Rod. Once, we fed her soap. We couldn't stop laughing at the time, about what if she pooped bubbles. Well anyone who thinks I was cruel to Fuck You Missy, karma got me.
I always wonder why my poor dog has so many problems, that must be it. Because we were mean to Missy. Now, Little Hill lives her own life as a stinky dog. And, she has been known to bite a couple of people. And she stank no matter what I do. I'm sorry pupper, I am trying to be a better person!
Be careful out there!!