"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Friday, October 13, 2006

Breaking All The Rules...

Happy Friday the 13th. Now that I own all the movies, I don't have to complain that they never show any "Friday's" on the 13th. My Friday started out pretty awesome, CP woke me up for some sex about 2 a.m. he worked over. He also said that a deer bucked his car, it's just scuffed it's not bad at all. Remember I stopped for a deer last summer and the mofo kept crossing in front of me, and I had a hard time passing it? CP stopped for it and he bucked his car. I got a good laugh at it, but if it was my car I'd be pissed. It's like the Ring 2. Deer are some crazy sumbitches. Seriously, their not so innocent. But then again, if I were being harassed by men with guns, I'd go around bucking cars too.

So, since I like to be a bitch sometimes, and I also like to complain, I put my powers to good use, and got those cabinets moved from the wall in my new area at work. You know, the ones that were sucking up a foot deep, and 8 feet long of my wall space in the new office? You besta recognize. Their moving us this weekend, and I am in the process of packing up 7 years worth of mostly useless crap. It's taking for ev er.

Well, ever since I broke my own rule and weighed myself, and found out I could be two people, things have taken a turn for the better. Sure, I've been going to the gym for 5 months now....5 days a week, but nothing was really happening. Small changes, less flab, smaller calves, harder ass, sure, but no real weight loss. I've dropped 6 lbs since I gave up step aerobics and started walking in it's place. That was only a week ago. I rock. When I can only be 2 Nicole Richie's.....THEN I'll feel accomplished!

I'm still working on that morning workout thing. I started waking up at my second alarm (I have 3) and taking an energy pill...so that when my next alarm goes off I'm wide awake. So far, this hasn't worked for me. Even though I'm not tired anymore...I still lay there with my eyes closed, just hoping for 5 more minutes of sleep. What. Thefuck. Is my deal? God. If I'd just do a half hour on the treadmill in the morning, I know I'll be wide awake to start the day. And on time for work. Bed is so comfy.

Monday I didn't go to aerobics because the sun was shining, and it was like 75 degrees. Since it'll soon be snowing (it was spose to snow in Cleveland), I had to take advantage of it. I rode the old bike to the next town. It only took me an hour, and I felt pretty good about it. When I got home? I was covered in bugs. I was like a giant headlight, bursting through the air. I'm not one to make fun of people.....(yes I am) but this rather large, dirty looking, completely back woods looking man was in our aerobics area, watching us, sporting a shirt that read "the more I drink, the better you look". Are people seriously that stupid?

Wish me luck as next week starts my coming to work on time. Getting up early. Uhh, getting to work on time at least. I also got an interesting call from the ex this week, which makes for a good story.


Celina said...

Reading this makes me feel soooo guilty for NOT sticking to my workout plan! It's been at least 2 weeks since I've done any walking or crunches! ACK! But, I have cut WAY back on my eating, so at least that's something.
Keep up the good work!

Hothousemomma said...

You go. Nice with the 5 days a week. I;m lucky if I get there two. Im really making an effort though. Do I need an energy pill?

Janet said...

The superstitious part of me hates Friday the 13ths, especially when they occur in October.:(

Rachel said...

Way to take advantage of the nice weather!

Mon said...

Sometimes guilt works...lol

Energy pills are nice. cus then you cant sit still!

It was a pretty bad day!

I'm going to miss riding my bike in the winter time!

R said...

Wow! I have a lot of catching up to do.....comment later...