"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort










Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Enlisting...

I'm taking the plunge. I'm joining boot camp. I'm certainly not joining the army, navy, air force or marines, (I'm too chicken shit), I'm joining a workout bootcamp. Go, Me! I found a few martial arts studios to test out too, but first I'm doing the boot camp. It's regularly $85 a month, but if I go 10/31 with a buddy and sign up, I can go for $57. (Another mgr in my deptartment from work is going to join with me) So I'm doing it for a month. I think it'll be the kick in the ass I need to get over my plateau. I'll have to follow a diet too. I'll just drink rum instead of beer. You also pay money if you gain weight. I'm totally gonna be the biggest loser, if you are, you get a month free. I'm awesome when I'm focused. How many times did I win biggest loser at my last job? A lot.

I went to gamble with my Momma this past weekend. Since it's not legal I won't say much about it other than the fact that she paid for me to play and I won money (which I had to split with her cus she paid)! I got a new winter coat, which I havn't had in years. Yay!

I was forced to put on my big girl pants on Monday. New girl told me her VP asked her to do a report she told her she couldn't do. (long story short, we went from 6 secretaries to 2, so a LOT of reporting has been cut out, specific to VP's, and only reporting they all receive can be produced.) She told her she'd have to ask me, her supervisor if she could go ahead and do it. She told her "I don't know why you have to ask her if you can do it, it's something I need, just don't tell her".

Excuse me? First of all, she couldn't produce this report, because you need a report writing program that I have on my computer to take it from a text file and import it into excel. So, she couldn't have done it. Second, you're asking her to undermine her supervisor? (how important does that make me sound?) I ran the situation by my boss who gave me the go ahead to tell this lady what time it was. I told her that new girl was acting under my direction, and she was shitty to me and turned her back on me. Eventually she half assed apologized to me, and at the end of the day she was bubbly like it never happened. I really don't care, the rules are the rules. She can suck it! New girl did the right thing for once, and I had to defend her.

So, on Dr. 90210 last night I saw how a vagina is turned into a penis. It's not pretty. It is wacked that you can turn our junk into their junk. The Dr. said erection, and orgasm will feel normal. Eeeeeuuuuw. I didn't see the actual junk, but they showed drawings. I didn't like it. Because, I'm not naming names, but I'm pretty sure I've seen this in real life. Some people I know doubted me, but I know that someone I knew use to be a girl. I always had a gut feeling. It doesn't make you gay if you didn't know!

P.S. I have in the last 5 days bought 2 packages of stackers. Admitting it means its not a problem right?

4 comments:

Heather said...

I saw that Dr. 90210. So, does that mean my question is answered? Do male orgasms feel like female orgasms? Grrrr. I wish they could show it. Do they sell unedited season DVDs?

Mon said...

heather:
I'm pretty sure you can find it on You tube. there were people on Dr. Phil before that had their surgeries discounted because they were filmed for educational purposes......

Erin said...

Good luck in the boot camp - and make sure you tell us how it went because there is one near my home that they are also offering a special on and i'm thinking about joining.

WTG on the winning money!!

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Which martial arts style? Just curious.