I'm going to relate the dumbest shit I ever heard. Besides asking me if boys have a colon....(new girl) . I use to work with a girl who said she didn't believe in the courtesy flush, because poop hits the water, therefore the smell is trapped in the water, no need to flush during a poo so your neighbor doesn't pass out from noxious fumes.
I bet you can guess who always got blamed for stinking up the shitter. I mean seriously. If this were true, no one would stink up a bathroom, doesn't all of our poop land in the water? Does that mean the reason a crapper is still fuming, because someone decided to take a poo on the floor? I'm sure it wouldn't help, but come on. Poop stinks. Period.
I'm helping the world be harmonious. Why we should all love each other: We all bleed red. Put our socks on one foot at a time. And all our poops land in the water. And stink.
Speaking of harmonious this was on Oprah....and I can relate to this 100%....
"Spirituality is an individuals waking up to a dimension of their being, or soul. It is the most real part of us. When one starts to really feel into the spiritual part of their being, they bump into love, they bump into compassion, they bump into beauty, they bump into real peace and real joy. And that begins to be where they live their life from. Real, authentic beings that have a tremendous amount of meaning in their life. Begin to notice what you have in your life that you are grateful for. When you look at life through gratitude you dont see as many obstacles or hinderences, you see potential, you see possibilities, then you become an open vehicle for inspiration, or wisdom, or guidance coming from the spiritual part of your being."
They suggested to start meditation, by sitting quietly for 1 minute each morning. I say this, it's a fantastic suggestion, because you become connected to your thoughts, and learn what your inner voice is, and what inner noise is. I had a very hard time getting past this, and I still struggle at times. Trust your gut.
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I would never leave a dump at work... shared bathrooms are gross for #2. I would just tell them I'm sick and go home.
Mike:
thats a boy thing. I happen to poo every day like clockwork. Sometimes twice a day.
I'm with Mike - never have I take a shit in a public place... never gonna happen my friend!
That quote from Oprah was really insightful... I really need to do the meditation myself!
precisely why I poop at home.
Where I work, folks not only poop but leave their ass-wrappers (what I call those toilet seat covers) hanging with bits of poo on them on the seats for the next person. So.Not.Acceptable.
I can't poo in public places.
But um. How did your post go from poo to meditation? Unless... Do you meditate when you poo?
I've never been able to meditate correctly. I've tried it, but I have a hard time completely clearing my mind. But, I would love to study Buddhism.
erin:
I dont know how you can not go. that must take some concentration!
deutlich:
I wish i could to, its more peaceful!
MERIDER:
ME TOO! i hate that, if you take the time to put it on the seat flush the damn thing!
heather:
I dont take long enough to poo to meditate. a good way to start meditating is to repeat a mantra, it centers you and stops the mind from wandering. I say "be still and know that I am love" or you can say I am god, or, whatever you want.
Fizzy, when I have to go to work, I wake up really early so I can take care of that before I leave the house. Mens' rooms are way grosser than women's.
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