"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Eff The Effing Lottery...

Rather than an Oscar Meyer Weiner (euw!) I'd love to be a turkey burger. My new favorite lunch or dinner, is turkey burger, and half a can of harvest select light southwestern veggie soup, which is a mere 50 calories. (100 calories for the whole can) If you eat soup before you eat a turkey burger, your totally stuffed! That meal is 410 calories. Usually less calories, but I had to get Butterball turkey burgers, cus Jenni-o is only available at this discount store I don't frequent. Even less, if I opt the extra buck for the weight watchers bread, its 380.

That totally sounded like an infomercial or something.

What doesn't make me happy about weight loss, is that I keep getting more cellulite. Now I have heard that models have it. When I weighed 63lbs more (plug!) I didn't have it. It's not fair!

Guess what Kat told me last night? Our reunion is this weekend. Imagine that with the talk of graduating in 1998. (which, I didn't I graduated in 1994, thus the reason it was funny...)
Fif. Teen. Years. Yes, 15. Can it really be that long? I can hardly believe it myself. It's also Heather's birthday party, but that starts at four. (yes...4:00) So we'll have plenty of time to make it to another party. I invited the manfriend, and another couple as well, since its at the bar, and probably nothing more than people from school drinking. My kinda gig! Plus, anything I do with my manfriend is fun. I dunno if you know this, but I'm kinda nuts about him, and he makes me all goofey inside. Like, this.

I have no idea what's going on, as I don't have a facebook since they kicked me off, and I'm not that keen on getting back on the bandwagon. I was also the last to join myspace so, we'll see. I blog, I twitter, I myspace, isn't that enough?

P.S. In case you didn't guess...I didn't win the freaking lottery. Again.

P.S.S. The more I watch the Price is Right, the more I think the whole thing is fixed. No one is that lucky.


DiPaola Momma said...

You are my new idol.. I'll list the ways shortly (freakin' kids won't give me my 10 hours of blog time, simply unreasonable!).. Clicked your ads for Click Fest!! I'm missing something here.. how do I follow you or get your feed.. DUH I'm brain dead today!!!!!!!!!!!

Narm said...

Drew Carey would NEVER lie to us!


babylamb said...

How did you get kicked off facebook?
i might have to try those Turkey Burgers.

Deutlich said...

I've tried enjoying turkey burgers, but something about ground up turkeys just wigs me out

Mike said...

Are you talking about the guy who won both showcases yesterday and missed it by like $83?

Anonymous said...

I have the cellulite too. It's hereditary I hear.

But yeah... it's not an actual reunion I come to find. It's a "get together" for all of the classes that went to our school. I good portion of our class is going so it should be fun regardless.


Allison M. said...

You are too funny.

Fizzgig said...

DiPaola Momma:
jenkies, an idol? im not for sure how to follow people. i do it the old fashioned way i visit blogs daily. I dont like that new fangled goodle reader and stuff.

heres a secret, i think its really bob in a drew suit. You didnt hear it from me!

i didnt use my last name i used "noneyobizness" instead. And they deleted me. Jerks. The burgers are the bomb!

if i think about anuything it freaks me out. like, the fact that gelatin is in 99% of food, and its made from skin and bone renderings? Checked w/the FDA on that one its true! Its not just horse hooves.

its horrible. you would think the better you eat and the more you run run fast as you can, you wouldnt have cellutlite! Im peeved. That blows. but itll still be fun!

me? thank you!

Fizzgig said...

yes, im talking about that guy, and the one that won the showcase today, by betting $1. He won 20 grand worth of stuff. What. Ever!

LBluca77 said...

I didn't win the lottery either. Dammit. Never had a turkey burger before but it does sound really good. Might have to try it.

Fizzgig said...

Jenni o makes goooood ones. If you have ruby tuesday's the restaurant, they have a delicious one!