I'm pretty sure I have a bug living behind my eye. It's woke me up the past two nights out of a dead sleep. The pain.
I also have caught that old disease that gives you gray hairs. I found a 4 inch one. That's been there a while. I'm blaming it on running a home for wayward boys. It's stressful. They probably put that bug in my eye on purpose. Sorry folks, I have no life insurance.