Greetings From The Graveyard Shift....

Remember in February when I was called off of work due to the fact that the entire area was snowed in by two feet of snow? I never did upload any pictures, and seeing how it's 90 degrees, who doesn't love a good snow picture? This is the treacherous hill that is my driveway. I bitch about it quite often in the winter. You know, like when I get stuck, get out of my car, and my car goes sliding backwards without me in it. Or when the neighbors slid into the ditch. Or when I had to park down the
road, and hike it in snow up to my knees and dig my car out for an hour before I could leave. It doesn't look that steep or snowy in this picture, but you just have to take my word for it.

Speaking of my neighborhood. There are these hippies that live on my street. Wait, I'll back up a second, I don't actually know if they are in fact hippies, but their house is painted a fleurescent yellow with a bright orange garage door. And their address is made out of flowery-bubbly numbers on their garage in psychadellic colors. They tried to sell their old fence panels for a buttload of money. You can buy them brand-spanking new at Lowes for $20 per panel. Likely to support their drug habit. Like I know, I'm kidding!

Anyways, now they have a boat parked out front in the yard, and it's name is "Wet Dream". If I had a boat, I'd totally steal their name. I bet they are fun to party with. I'm gonna work on that this summer in my spare time. Likely, during one of my drunken walks to/or from the Circle K after running out of beer while having a fire.

I'm working. I spent 4 hours of work last night online. Is that bad or what? I really don't care. I shouldn't have to work the graveyard shift for fucks sake. After getting off at 7 am, I worked out, cleaned the kitchen, and stayed up til noon. It's hard to sleep during the time I am normally on a lunch break from the full time job. Well working midnights, means I had time to look for the Traveler's insurance commercial on You Tube. Have you all seen this commercial about the bunnies? I freaking love it! I always wondered what those bunnies did with only 3 legs.
You gotta see it!

In other news. I just finished my second Mocha frappuccino. After eating about 30 pretzel sticks. I think I may vomit.