It's that moment when....you wake up from a night of drinking in your snuggly new bed, two weeks after you have your new bed delivered, and set up for you in your bedroom...that you notice your "adult toy" is lying blatently on your night stand, in all its colorful glory.
"OMG, when is the last time I used that??"
Your heart skips a beat when you realize that yes, it's been there for several weeks.
And then you flash back to the day of delivery when the guys told you "you were our favorite delivery of the day", upon their departure. You thought it was because you were chatty, and nice, and thankful for your new furniture, and very appreciative of their speedy service....right?
This is not the only time that my healthy sex drive has caused embarressment.
This almost (but not quite) outshines the time the cable guy came out to investigate a problem with interference on my cable line (YEARRS ago!) and he asked "does the interference also happen when you watch VHS?"
You tell him that yes, it does, and he asks if there is a VHS in the player that he can test.
You reply "yes, there is..."
And he pushes play...
And then it's smack dab in the middle of a porno.
Porno. On TV. With the cable guy.
It was like I was making my own porno.
Lure the cable guy over with complaints, and watch a porno together, totally on accident, and then, make a porno of your own. (of course this did NOT happen!!)
Clearly, the cable guy still wins out on life's most embaressing moment for me.
Is it any wonder I don't want to reproduce? I am a complete mess!