"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort










Saturday, April 28, 2012

Sex, and the City??

It's that moment when....you wake up from a night of drinking in your snuggly new bed, two weeks after you have your new bed delivered, and set up for you in your bedroom...that you notice your "adult toy" is lying blatently on your night stand, in all its colorful glory.

"OMG, when is the last time I used that??"

Your heart skips a beat when you realize that yes, it's been there for several weeks.

And then you flash back to the day of delivery when the guys told you "you were our favorite delivery of the day", upon their departure. You thought it was because you were chatty, and nice, and thankful for your new furniture, and very appreciative of their speedy service....right?

This is not the only time that my healthy sex drive has caused embarressment.

This almost (but not quite) outshines the time the cable guy came out to investigate a problem with interference on my cable line (YEARRS ago!) and he asked "does the interference also happen when you watch VHS?"

You tell him that yes, it does,  and he asks if there is a VHS in the player that he can test.

You reply "yes, there is..."

And he pushes play...

And then it's smack dab in the middle of a porno.

Porno. On TV. With the cable guy. 


It was like I was making my own porno.

Lure the cable guy over with complaints, and watch a porno together, totally on accident, and then, make a porno of your own. (of course this did NOT happen!!)

Clearly, the cable guy still wins out on life's most embaressing moment for me. 

Is it any wonder I don't want to reproduce? I am a complete mess!

9 comments:

Jas said...

I just did a real life LOL!

whitespace said...

One of my my embarrassing moments (and I can only say this because you don't know who I am) was when my 'toy' fell out of a packing box onto the pavement when I was moving house.

Both myself and the removal guy stood and stared at it for a what seemed like forever before I silently placed it back in a box. I still cringe when I think about it. I have never used these 2 removal guys again and I have ALWAYS both hidden and taken the batteries out of it every house move since.

Fizzgig said...

Jas:
I keep laughing about it to myself too.

Whitespace:
oh hell no, at least I didn't have to face these guys knowing they knew!!

Teena in Toronto said...

Ha! I can't believe you blogged about it :)

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

LOL That's too funny! I won't ask how you've been lately cus I can just read your blog to find out --ain't I smart?

Christy said...

This is hilarious. And totally something that would happen to me, too.

Little Missy Me said...

BAAA HAAA HAAA HAA.

Fizzgig said...

teena:
i had to have somewhere to let out the embaressment.

dave:
brilliant!

Christy:
i like to think it's only me but then I know it can't be!

Missy:
yea, I know!!

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