"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort










Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Peeve is a Dumb word....

My ear hurts. It sucks balls. I think it's been like 7 days. I've popped extra strength tylenol. It numbs the pain just a smidge. I still don't have insurance, until October so I hate going to the Dr. unless is absolutely necessary. I'm gonna hold off another week and see if it kills me. Then I might pay the 100 bucks to see a Dr., and get a script. If I'm lucky my eardrum won't melt out first.

When someone pisses you off, I find it best to laugh at them. Much like in that episode of Sex and the City, when Carrie's exes new girlfriend hosts a party and sends out thank you's and says "sorry I couldn't be their". (spelling "there" wrong) It fills her with great joy that Bigs new girlfriend is a dumbass who cant spell. Also, like how my ex husband's baby momma, and new wife are stuck with him forever cus they spawned his demon children. And I'm footloose and fancy free with an awesome life.

Reason 456 not to have kids. You are forever linked to the baby daddy. And most of the time, baby daddy's are total douche bags!

That VP that pissed me off yesterday can't spell either. He insists on using the word "staffs". You know, as in a group of employees. Your staff? Staff is plural. Meaning more than one. He always says something gay like "he has a well trained staffs". Which, we all know should be "well-trained staff". Here I sit typing his reviews, fixing all his grammatical errors. And he's the one that makes 6 figures.

When is bosses day? I wonder if I'll get anything from the girls....I shouldn't speculate. Probably selfish. Fuckit.

Big Brother. Go Dan! Yipeeee! The look on Ollies face? Priceless. Totally worth the days of my cursing him for nominating Memphis. Now, they just gotta vote Michelle out. Although, I'd rather see Jerry go. Michelle is damn good entertainment.

7 comments:

Steve Stenzel said...

Good luck with the ear! I hope you don't die!!

Ms. Megan said...

GO Dan!! I have such a tv crush on him.. Ollie's face was great... and I loved Dan's little game it was awesome!! Can't wait for double eviction Thursday!

I hope your ear feels better!

AMPlifier said...

Wait, he says "staffs" and he has the ballz to nitpick on the figures in that report?! wtf!

Next time he criticizes your work, you should say something like, "Well, perhaps I need a better STAFFS to help me out with this stuff" or something obnoxious.

Barb said...

Sounds to me like he has some kind of "Staff" infection of the mouth! LOL ;)

Erin said...

First of all - I totally missed BB the other night - I just never turned the channel. I was so pissed I almost literally spit ;)

Now, back to the ear. I don't know if you remember but a while ago I had an earache - that lasted for about a week, until the eardrum burst and fucked me royally. Trust me when I say this, get it checked out now. I was too late and I had 1% hearing that ear for over 4 months.

If that still doesn't convince you then at the very least go pick up some ibuprofen which is better for earraches then Tylenol because it stops the inflammation a bit more. It doesn't just take away the pain but it actually "Relieves" the swelling.

Listen to me - I have had both my eardrums burst on me as a kid and as an adult and I'm the product of probably over 100 earraches in my life.

And I'm totally spelling earraches wrong huh??

Hope it gets better for you soon!

Mon said...

steve:
I hope I dont die too!

Ms. megan:
he is cute. His g/f is pretty hot! And, I like her name, can't imagine why.

amp:
I like your style!! That sounds like the perfect smart ass comment!!!

Barb:
I think you're right! he just annoyed me today!

Erin:
Thanks for scaring the crap out of me. great

Barb said...

Big Brother note: Dan's my hero!