"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort










Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Dream Weaver....

Everyone Envy Me. I had the most fabulous dream last night, that I was just hanging out with Johnny Depp, you know like we're buddies. When I had to get a bath, he decided to get one with me. Yea, I was in the tub with Johnny Depp. I had the side by the spigot, so the tub kept dripping cold water on me. I think it was a sign to simma down. Too bad I woke up 50 times last night because it was like 100 degrees, and it ruined my potential sex in the tub with Johnny. I love dreams. Without them, what is life?

Like how me and a coworker spent $16 on the mega millions lottery last week, because I had the notion to play for 350 million. I took it as a sign, because I never think to play on my own. I was so sure I was going to win, I spent my lunch break going to various places for tickets. Then I drove thru Bath....which is a rich fucking place to live out here, and dreamt of owning one of those fabulous homes. I thought all my ducks were in a row. I came back and dreamt of what I would do with the money with my coworker. We took turns discussing our dreams. I'd of course start an animal rescue, and devote my time to helping the cute fluffers of the world. I'd buy a
house on the beach in South Carolina, and I'd buy one of those old historic homes in Charleston on the Battery. Of course, I'd go to Australia for a month. Eat Chicken on the barbie til I puked. Avoid the dingos in the outback, and drink all I wanted.

The mere thought that there was a possibility of becoming a millionaire filled me with such joy. What would happen to us all if there were no dreams? It'd be a sad fucking life, thats what!

It was so nice yesterday! It was 69. That is like, summer to us folks. I opened the windows at home. CP came over after I worked out, and we went for chicken salad sandwhiches and ice cream at the shop down the road. Everyone was out enjoying the nice weather. Too bad it's going to snow this weekend.

When we got back to my crib, I crapped for about an hour. I swear I am going to just officially become a vegeterian. Every time I eat meat, I get the craps. Every. Time. I don't eat it every day, or even every week. I'm not a big meat eater in the first place, but now, it is ridiculous.
Plus, I'm poor now, and meat costs too much. But, uh, what the fuck. This is only a recent thing for like the last 6 months or so. Getting old really blows. Really.

We had an earthquake in Ohio. I didn't know anything about it until I heard it on the news. I don't get into the news much. Unless it's like Dateline.

Wanna see something gross? My sister sent pictures From the accident. This is my Momma's arm. The other ones in a cast. I'm not sure if that's her pee container in the picture. Whatever. I spared her the embaressment of putting her face on the net. I warned you, it's disgusting. Here's the car.

2 comments:

Bianca said...

I envy your dream with Johnny. He is my biggest celebrity crush. Yum, yum, yummy!

Celina said...

R and I play the "What If We Won the Lottery" game all the time! It's awesome to think of all the things you could do with that much money!! Happy for you on the nice weather, it's been feeling almost summer-like here, too--up in the 80s!
Wow about your mom's arm and car! I'd bet that's a barf bucket, as it's right next to her head! :) Hope she's feeling better!!