"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I almost died last night....

Oh, Hi Donnie Wahlberg. You can park your shoes under my bed any time. We weren't going to go to NKOTB because it was last minute, and trying to get everyone together at the last minute for a concert, after all having to work, was a pain in the ass, but worth it.

The tickets weren't mine so I was merely a pawn in my friends indecision to go.

But go......WE DID!

And then.. I almost died, by way of heart attack June 23, 2009.

Recap.. My girlfriend had free pavilion seats, so I packed up my neighbor and we went to pick her up and head to the show.

Step 1, I got a 24 oz Bud light lime. At a New Kids concert. So what if it cost me $11, and didn't taste any better than a $2 beer. I was drinking, at the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK CONCERT.

Step 2, we had tickets close enough, that I could see Donnie's sweaty chesticles in his white wife beater, and his sweet ass, and his um...well...you remember how they always did those pelvic thrusts that made your pre-teen hormones skyrocket?

Was that just me? No, of course not, you know!

Step 3 They did the same dances to the old songs, that they did on their VHS concert tapes. This is timeless, and made me scream.

Step 4 When they sang Dirty Dancing they played the part from the movie dirty dancing where Patrick Swayze comes back at the end and says "Nobody puts baby in the corner" and everyone went crazy. God, I love pop culture.....

Step 5 I swear, it was just like the beatles. I never saw them in my teen years. So, this was my moment. I could not believe how much everyone still loves them, and how much they still rock.

Step 6, (Yes, I now there isnt a step 6) They came along the side of the pavilion, to sing in the back, and we were this close to touching them. I was so excited, and jumping, and screaming, and my heart felt like it would burst out of my chest I couldn't stand it. Goosebumps, butterflies, I was all aflutter with such excitement!

I've decided that I may run off with Donnie. I mean, I was holding out for Edwin McCain forever, and he doesn't ever offer to whisk me away.

You know how I know that I'm super in love with my manfriend? I'd never leave him even for Donnie Wahlberg, he's way cuter than anyone in the universe. My Nestle Tollhouse cute cookie!

And BTW...I super love Donnie. Damn, is my manfriend lucky or what?

If he was at my home last night he woulda got lucky! I had that thing guys get after being at the strip club. I was all fired up!

Jesse McCarthy? Go eat a dick, you totally blew, and I can't believe you even opened for such iconic legends as the new kids on the block. Gawd.

P.S. Tomorrow is Poison, Def Lepard, and Cheap Trick. I'm reliving my youth. Well, I don't think I ever left it....


Narm said...

You are a way better girlfriend. My Lady Friend she would leave me in an instant for a chance at Edward Cullen.

He is a fictional character...but still.

Organic Meatbag said...

Wait, did you just say NKOTB "rocked"? Shouldn't it be more like they "popped"? hehehee... oh, Cheap Trick IS cool, btw...saw them several years ago and they put on a good show...

Damsel Underdressed said...

They were my very first concert EVER. And Donnie was always my favorite too.

June 23 was just a good night all around the globe, huh? ;)

Fizzgig said...

yea, ive had bad luck with guys so i know a good thing...maybe you just have to be a douche for a while then that'll teach her!!

yeaaa they rocked. like, in a new kids way. its different!@

yea, good night for friends and music! donnie is still freaking hott!