"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort










Monday, June 01, 2009

Goodbye May, take the flies with you...


My celery to carrot ratio in my celery and carrot cup purchased this morning, is weighing pretty heavily on the celery side. Not that it matters, but I find it to be annoying. I ate so much crap this weekend, that I think I pretty much have to live on vegetables for two weeks.

I had a pretty fabulous weekend. I didn't do a thing on Friday, and my manfriend texted me around 10:30 to see if I wanted to come up and play some beer pong with a couple couples. I obliged, and wound up having a pretty awesome night. Even though, we lost at pong over some stupid two cup rule. Then it was decided the losers would do shots out of the winners belly buttons. The girls decided it would be same sex. Cus seriously, who wants to take a shot out of a mans nasty, lint filled, hairy belly button? *shudder*

I felt sorry for those boys.

Company was over til around 4 am. We were up til after 5 am. I actually forgot why my head was sore on Saturday, cuz at the time I really didn't care. It wasn't a hangover, but rather my position in my manfriends bed. Close to the wall. *ahem, wink* At the time I was like, I'm fine....but 3 days later I still have a sore head. I'm a pretty awesome girlfriend.

I had to get up at 9am on Saturday to go get my hair done at home. I ran around with my Momma, showered, and headed back up to Cleveland for a graduation party. On 3 hours sleep. I was cranky. My manfriend got me caffeine, and something for my head. He's pretty cute like that. (I'm gonna steal him.)

Know what sucks about Cleveland? (besides sports, and how it has my manfriend living there..ah ha....)

Mayflies. I mean seriously, they are the most useless disgusting things ever. They swarm like locusts, and get in everything. One time up at Port Clinton on the way to Put in Bay they were so bad that they squeegeed the windows of the McDonalds we were eating at twice to remove them. We don't have these in Akron. Or even in the canal. I'll take tree frogs and possums and June bugs (oh my) any day over may flies



MTV awards? Um, you pretty much sucked my will to live for 2 hours. I think kids that like Twilight are worse than kids who loved NKOTB. (And I'm one of those kids). But, I know how much we annoyed the world with our addiction, much like Twilight annoys me with its craptastically emo cast.

4 comments:

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

those flies are hands down the most disgusting things i have ever dealt with.

and i live right on the lake/river. my deck, car, office everything gets covered in them.

LiLu said...

The only good moment from the MTV awards was when Sasha Cohen buried Eminem's face in his nuts.

That was PRICELESS.

Mike said...

I was watching TV Land on Sunday night and they kept showing a commercial telling me to switch it over to MTV to watch the show. I kept telling them that I didn't want to watch it, but they wouldn't listen.

Erin said...

I have never heard of Mayflies! And to be honest, I'm glad I haven't, lol