Are we all ready to get scurvy? Sad about the oranges and lemons freezing in the south.I think thats why I'm getting sick. I blame the oranges. And avocados. I'm sorta glad I'm out of the horticultural business. It's going down. Global warming and what-not. Did you know that it takes a pineapple 18 months to grow? 1 Pineapple? I learned that on Martha Stewart.

It's really winter here now. It has been for like, 2 weeks it's been cold. It was nice to have a break from the cold and snow I suppose. Guess the break is over. Yes, people won't need plants and flowers cus they won't grow well in this warm globe, but people will always need jewelry. Because as long as there are men in the world fucking things up, there will always be diamonds that need to be bought. Am I right?

Guess what else is on TV again? The Real Housewives of Orange County. I just love that show. Despite being sick, I still went to the police station last night. And, I still worked out. Though, walking alone tuckered me out I still pressed on for the rest of the workout. This summer I'm going to wear comfortable clothes and feel comfortable. I have small goals.

The only excitement from the police station last night was the hot girl cop had a juvenile in the
station. When his mom came to sign for him, she asked why he was picked up. "Oh, he shoved a box of condoms down his pants" That had to make him feel like a complete tool. Our system was down that you see the calls, and look up case numbers, and even assign numbers. That made for an interesting night.

Some guy came in, and asked me for the number to a police station in Lubbock TX. As if every police station is somehow linked. I looked it up online and he seemed confused. I asked what he was looking for, and he said "my brother". Apparently no one has heard from him. I told him, to call and ask them to do a "welfare check". That just means the po-po will show up and say the family is worried about them.

But between you and me, I think this dude was a serial killer. He had crazy eyes. And he told us a story about his neighbor being dead 2 weeks in the shower before the cops found him, and the police used his ladder. Then he went on to say his 2 week old dead neighbor weighed 285 alive, and after being dead in his shower 2 weeks he weighed 140. "That's how much of him washed down the drain" crazy eyes said. I wonder, how a neighbor knows such intimate details such as the weight of a dead person. "This is a really nice building you have here" he said. Like...I built it or something.

Just so you all feel safe, I've made a mental note of crazy eyes. I have but 2 more weeks of training during the week. YAY! After that, I'll be on weekends. The other trainee and I split 2 midnight shifts in February so we each only had to work 1 day. We both work full time jobs. So going in on Friday night at 11pm-7am after working 8-5, is gonna be earth shattering. We
also asked to pick up a shift of two from the other girls. I am not too thrilled about it I like having time off before going full swing!

Psycho Lost Moment:
So I've decided that in the previews they are showing for Lost, that Desmond says "no matter what I do you're gonna die .....Jack" they cut it off before he says a name, but his lips clearly formed the J formation in preparation of saying Jack. I have watched this preview, about 50 times. Don't doubt me.