"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Thursday, April 01, 2010

when life gives you cellulite....

What do you make of it? I mean you can turn cellulite into lemons I guess and have lemonade.

But cellulite calls for some vodka to be added.

Bicardi Limon for lemonade. mmm.

I really understand that life isn't fair. But what makes absolutely no sense to me, is how I can be over 250 lbs and have skin like butter, but drop 5 sizes, and I get rewarded ...with cellulite?

Is it better to be fat or what?

I also have more wrinkles the less puffy my face is.

Life has a way of kicking you in the ass for sure! It keeps getting worse, the more work I do.

Why can I be lazy and sleep my life away and have nice skin, but I work my ass off for... cellulite?

Two things that I believe the government is in cahoots with drug companies over..they are, the cure for cancer, and the cure for cellulite.*

Way more money in treating these two ailments.

*I am not trying to minimize the severity of cancer.

**Did you know I'm doing the relay for life?

***Did you know not one person has pleged money for me to walk, and my goal is a lousy $50?
What a loser! (is this working?)

****Do you want to sponsor me? Email me! I'd post my relay link but it has my real life name and my real life employer so I'm not posting it online! I can send it though so you know its on the up and up!

Who doesn't want to stomp out cancer?


Sister Copinherhair said...

Cellulite, wrinkles...maybe. But your heart and lungs will thank you in the long run.

I thought about doing that Relay for Life too. We have one locally... I'd probably get stuck with the midnight shift.

MzAriez said...

That scare me too now that the weight is leaving me. But still, I would rather be happy.

Got to go buy some stilettos for tonight. Heading to the C-town's westside for a girl's night out.

BTW, I will sponsor you. I got a few extra bones in the bag that could go to a good cause.

Keep smiling and enjoy the bonus.

Teena in Toronto said...

And it doesn't get any better as you get older :(

Andhari said...

Agree with Teena :( Especially since cellulites can only be reduced by certain work out, creams or a treatment...which can be expensive.