"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

No Sex in the City...

When I moved in there were some annoying kids from across the street wanting to help. Then wanting to sell me old broken box fans. Ghetto.

I don't like kids. Especially, annoying kids. I got home from work Monday night, and they were out on their porch instantly, I saw them in the rear view mirror. Ugh, I thought, leave me alone!

I went up front to get my trash can, and they were like "hey, hey, hey hi, hey" and I just waved.

"wanna see my new cap gun?"

"no" I replied

This is when the kid pointed a gun in the air and pop pop pop yes, it was a cap gun and he didn't point it at me...but I can see I'm going to have to call the cops on these kids some day.

Last night, I pull in and they are outside on the porch. I know they were waiting to talk to me. I sat in the car and messed around with my bags until they went inside, when I then proceeded to go in my back door to avoid contact.

Reason 567,893,091 not to have kids. You may resent them, and they will turn into hoooligans who terrorize the neighbors.

Other than that I'm happy at home. I am content there. I'm almost all unpacked, and I have to deal with my other apartment now. Which I am not happy about.

The new place is starting to feel like home. I'm sleeping in my bed, sleeping soundly, and get to work in less than 15 minutes.

Now....to stop drinking wine every night so I can sleep. Oh didn't I mention that part?

After much distress I friended new guy on facebook yesterday. And now he accepted. EEEK. Do I sound like I'm 17 or what?


Narm said...

That title was very misleading.

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Hey now, I played with cap guns when I was a kid. Loads of fun! And I like to think I sorta, kinda, maybe turned out okeydokey.

Who knows? Maybe one of those kids may see someone suspicious in your yard one day when you aren't there and call the cops. Ya never know.

Damsel Underdressed said...

Tell them your friend is dating a cop. ;)

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

there is nothing wrong with wine every night!


mylittlebecky said...

oooo, exciting! sorry about your annoying cappy neighborhood kids or should i say "crappy?" ha! see what i did there? :)

Fizzgig said...

i didnt have any sex...so it was appropriate!

i think they may be drug dealers...more on this later!

i totally should!

i love when people see things my way!

that was an awesome play on words!