This is a post that really has no structure. Cus who gives a shit about structure on a Friday when you only have to work until noon? Not me!
I hate the president. I can't stand looking at his stupid expressions, or listening to him talk about shit he has no idea about, and blu blu blubbering on and on. So, all we have to do, is elect Hilary Clinton, and all will be right! I am going to volunteer somewhere next election, and make people register to vote. Oh, silly me, what does it matter who votes?!! I forgot that they'll just throw out the votes when she wins, and demand a recount and we'll somehow get stuck with George Bush again. They probably have yet another dumbfuck Bush clone stashed away somewhere. They do whatever the hell they want to do anyways.
We really need a woman president. We really need a woman DEMOCRAT president, but that is about as political as I'll let myself get. The state of our country makes me sick. Soon, we wont be able to even say that, cus you know, they can take our rights away!
Random Thought: It's hard not to cuss around children.
Next topic! The stupid cop boxes they are putting up around here. This stupid box takes a picture of your liscense plate if you are speeding. Or run a red light. You get a ticket in the mail, but how do they know its you? What if someone else drove your car? Where is the proof? I heard on the radio a class action law suit has been filed stating just that, its against the law to do.
And, lets face it, it takes cops jobs. Cops, that we need to police the little shits that run the streets these days! The ones that make routine traffic stops, and end up catching murderers! You know what we need? MORE MACHINES TO DO OUR JOBS! That is just what we need! Make more poverty! Now, they want to put these downtown, to see who keeps a parking spot all day. Who fucking cares?! Honestly???? If your paying for the spot, what does it matter? Don't we have, like, murders, rapist, and child molesters to catch? Havn't they shut down like, every major corporation in this area and moved the jobs overseas? Yes, yes, they have. So the thing to do is take more jobs away from people and replace them with machines. Am I alone in thinking this is the stupidest idea ever?
And, as I aspire to help others, and make you feel good, a little ditty bout this girl I work nights with, and why you should be thankful you are not her....
She got married oh, 'bout 6 months ago. One week later she caught her husband in bed with another woman. She took the sorry SOB back, (as women normally do cus we're stupid)had his baby 9 months later, and now he is screwing around with drugs and alchohol, and probably chicks too. Coke. One girl asked her how he can do this to her, and I simply said it's the drugs! Been there! Addiction takes over your life, and you don't care who you hurt in the process of getting your fix!!
So, she's devastated. What do we learn from this? Well, he has like 5 kids already, so if a guy can't keep it in his pants, he can't keep it in his pants! Some are just more fertile than others, and easier to catch! If you cut his dick off, he can't do that anymore. Catching a man with another woman can be deemed temporary insanity, so go ahead and cut it off, or break his knee caps, you'll get away with it! And, if you give a man an inch, he'll take a mile! Thats the 100% truth! Marriage won't change a man. Thats the bottom line! Unfortunatley we all learn that one the hard way!
Pretty sure we are letting the limo go and losing the deposit. We're still going out, but we'll have to be responsible, errr, someone will have to be. It surely sucks to be poor!
Good news today. One of my visa's that had been about 500 over the limit for about a year, is finally 100 UNDER the limit! Can you freaking believe it? Cus I can't! I havnt used it in 3 years! How did it get so high? Oh it's a long story. But it involves a 29% interest rate, 29% cash advance fee, and $34 over limit fee each month. Making the minimum payment not near 1/2 of the charges they charged me monthly! I'M FINALLY MAKING PROGRESS!!! Hello 2006! Welcome to what I like to call, crawling out of the hole!!!!!
Today's Question:
How will you ring in the new year?
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Woe Is Me....
Almost Friday. Thank the good freaking lord above, it's almost Friday! I get off an hour early tomorrow but I cant go home cus I have to leave to go to work again. I'm making the long trek to get my rabbit food, and hay instead. It's a long haul, 30 min. I'm thinking this summer I might get a bale of hay, cus it's cheap and it would save going every other week to get it. I need to grow my own. I really miss the summer, with the free herbs! So do my bun buns!
I have no idea what I'm wearing New Year's but my guess is it's gonna be something I already have, cus we are broke, and I can't buy myself an outfit. But you work two jobs right? Yes, I do, but we're having money trouble, and by we I don't mean myself, but it directly affects me, and makes me not so happy...so we aren't gonna talk about it! I have to pay a lot of money this wknd and my two paychecks are GONE! Get paid on Friday broke on Saturday. Grand Opening...Grand Closing! I'm really fucking sick of it. I want to quit my second job. I fucking hate working 14 hours a day. Can you tell? I mean, I only bitch about it every day of my stinking life, it's not for shits and giggles, I really fucking hate it! I don't want to be brought down.
To top it all off, CP's brake line broke, and he tried to fix it and now it's worse, so he is down a vehicle on top of everything. His work let him take a van home last night, I don't think he knows how good he has it at that place at all. They are really nice, like my employer. They gave him a pay advance before too to fix his car. I dunno many places that do that.
I havn't gotten my hair done in 2 months. TWO months! Mind you, my roots are about 2 inches grown out, and I am sporting a pony tail today cus I can't do shit with it. I can't go until next Sat to get it done either! That is what I like to call, sacrifice! Going without something, to pay your bills, and have Christmas. I love my friends and family so much, I have shitty hair. I hope you all appreciate it! (kidding, kidding, but it's true!)
I'd like to congratulate Madonna....who is fast on her way to beating out ELVIS's world record with 36 number one records. One more, and she passes the king up! My mom will probably choke when she hears that, and say something about how he died too early.....when reality is, she is just 100 times better!!
.....Living in in a material world, and I am a material girl........
And, because when you're down you should find something good in life.......
My happy thought for the day will be......I'm not a stinking crack addict. If I were, I would be much worse off. So, thank you God for keeping me off the street drugs, and giving me parents who taught me responsibility. Work ethic. And, that weren't afraid to smack my ass even though I threatened to call child services if they did. Thank you Momma, for helping me when I was really down and out, and not before. Thank you for teaching me what it's like to not get everything I wanted. Making me get a job at 16 in order to have a car. Even though I thought it was bullshit! I am a responsible adult today for it!
Today's Question:
What did your parents teach you that you value most?
I have no idea what I'm wearing New Year's but my guess is it's gonna be something I already have, cus we are broke, and I can't buy myself an outfit. But you work two jobs right? Yes, I do, but we're having money trouble, and by we I don't mean myself, but it directly affects me, and makes me not so happy...so we aren't gonna talk about it! I have to pay a lot of money this wknd and my two paychecks are GONE! Get paid on Friday broke on Saturday. Grand Opening...Grand Closing! I'm really fucking sick of it. I want to quit my second job. I fucking hate working 14 hours a day. Can you tell? I mean, I only bitch about it every day of my stinking life, it's not for shits and giggles, I really fucking hate it! I don't want to be brought down.
To top it all off, CP's brake line broke, and he tried to fix it and now it's worse, so he is down a vehicle on top of everything. His work let him take a van home last night, I don't think he knows how good he has it at that place at all. They are really nice, like my employer. They gave him a pay advance before too to fix his car. I dunno many places that do that.
I havn't gotten my hair done in 2 months. TWO months! Mind you, my roots are about 2 inches grown out, and I am sporting a pony tail today cus I can't do shit with it. I can't go until next Sat to get it done either! That is what I like to call, sacrifice! Going without something, to pay your bills, and have Christmas. I love my friends and family so much, I have shitty hair. I hope you all appreciate it! (kidding, kidding, but it's true!)
I'd like to congratulate Madonna....who is fast on her way to beating out ELVIS's world record with 36 number one records. One more, and she passes the king up! My mom will probably choke when she hears that, and say something about how he died too early.....when reality is, she is just 100 times better!!
.....Living in in a material world, and I am a material girl........
And, because when you're down you should find something good in life.......
My happy thought for the day will be......I'm not a stinking crack addict. If I were, I would be much worse off. So, thank you God for keeping me off the street drugs, and giving me parents who taught me responsibility. Work ethic. And, that weren't afraid to smack my ass even though I threatened to call child services if they did. Thank you Momma, for helping me when I was really down and out, and not before. Thank you for teaching me what it's like to not get everything I wanted. Making me get a job at 16 in order to have a car. Even though I thought it was bullshit! I am a responsible adult today for it!
Today's Question:
What did your parents teach you that you value most?
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
The Year In Review...
GOODBYE 2005!!!!!
This has definately been an incredible year! Fast! Amazing! It flew by!! I worked away an entire year of my life, and still managed to have a bit of a life in there somewhere! For someone who hates, and fears change, I have survived several! Some of them were even my choice! Can you dig it?
I give a shout out to Bubba, who, at the beginning of last year, when both of our long relationships ended said we would be engaged by Christmas. I really thought you were full of shit, but in reality you just might be on to something. If you can harness that talent, you can be the next John Edward and never worry about money again!! (and give me free psychic readings...of course)
The year went so fast that I actually had to sit and ponder to make this list up. You forget a lot! Lots of changes, and for someone who fears change, I think I did pretty damn good! Remember when your mom use to say "don't wish away your life, one day you'll be sorry" cus you wished a school year to end, your next birthday to come, or to turn 16, 18, 21, 25......? Now, that your older, you realize, God DAMN time goes fast doesn't it?
So, this year My accomplishments (which includes changes which are an accomplishment to ME!) are:
Broke off a 4 year relationship
Got approved for a mtg. loan!
Moved out into a kick-ass apartment!
Proved to myself that I am in fact, Strong.
Found out I can make it on my own, without financial help
Realized that friends really do pick you up when you are down
Worked 2 jobs for an entire year
Bought my own TiVo (proud accomplishment!)
Learned HTML Programming
Paid off my very own washer/dryer
Met, fell in love with, and got engaged to CP
Bought a digital camera (welcome to the millenium!)
Got my very own brand new 32" TV (and paid cash, cha ching!)
Got my very own brand new DVD player (and paid cash, cha ching!)
Earned my 5th year of perfect attendance!
Earned my 6th year on the job. (longest ever in one place! Yay me!)
Got a decent raise
Lost a Bunny (R.I.P. Bitsy!)
Adopted a new bunny! (Welcome home Chelsea!)
Turned 30!
Have my own garage
Went an entire year, without using cash advance, not even once! (huge accomplishment since I've been in and out for about 6 years!)
Lost 28lbs...(still holding.....)
....And, my last statement for the list is, I popped up in yahoo when searched 'girls who fuck and suck in barberton'.....When have I ever talked about fucking and sucking? Well, in THOSE terms? I work in Barberton. I've never mentioned that before ever in my blog. Just 'btown'. The things people come up with! I feel violated, and dirty!!!
I look forward to the new year. I will have a lot more accomplishments, because I will have someone who believes in me! And loves me and my 7 kids! Mom said I'd be lucky to find someone who loved my kids! Guess I'm lucky! And Speaking of my kids, my cats now have a webpage at catster. It's like myspace for cats. It rocks! Fizzgig started a blog herself. I bet they talk shit about me!
Today's Question:
Care to share any of YOUR resolutions??
My resolutions, made here for all to see and remind me if I don't attain them....are:
1)Pay off credit card, at least 1.
2)Save up a minimum of $1,000
3)Join 401K
4)Quit second job when 1-3 are accomplished
5)Get married
6) Honeymoon at a beach so CP can fulfill his promise to me...wink wink....
This has definately been an incredible year! Fast! Amazing! It flew by!! I worked away an entire year of my life, and still managed to have a bit of a life in there somewhere! For someone who hates, and fears change, I have survived several! Some of them were even my choice! Can you dig it?
I give a shout out to Bubba, who, at the beginning of last year, when both of our long relationships ended said we would be engaged by Christmas. I really thought you were full of shit, but in reality you just might be on to something. If you can harness that talent, you can be the next John Edward and never worry about money again!! (and give me free psychic readings...of course)
The year went so fast that I actually had to sit and ponder to make this list up. You forget a lot! Lots of changes, and for someone who fears change, I think I did pretty damn good! Remember when your mom use to say "don't wish away your life, one day you'll be sorry" cus you wished a school year to end, your next birthday to come, or to turn 16, 18, 21, 25......? Now, that your older, you realize, God DAMN time goes fast doesn't it?
So, this year My accomplishments (which includes changes which are an accomplishment to ME!) are:
Broke off a 4 year relationship
Got approved for a mtg. loan!
Moved out into a kick-ass apartment!
Proved to myself that I am in fact, Strong.
Found out I can make it on my own, without financial help
Realized that friends really do pick you up when you are down
Worked 2 jobs for an entire year
Bought my own TiVo (proud accomplishment!)
Learned HTML Programming
Paid off my very own washer/dryer
Met, fell in love with, and got engaged to CP
Bought a digital camera (welcome to the millenium!)
Got my very own brand new 32" TV (and paid cash, cha ching!)
Got my very own brand new DVD player (and paid cash, cha ching!)
Earned my 5th year of perfect attendance!
Earned my 6th year on the job. (longest ever in one place! Yay me!)
Got a decent raise
Lost a Bunny (R.I.P. Bitsy!)
Adopted a new bunny! (Welcome home Chelsea!)
Turned 30!
Have my own garage
Went an entire year, without using cash advance, not even once! (huge accomplishment since I've been in and out for about 6 years!)
Lost 28lbs...(still holding.....)
....And, my last statement for the list is, I popped up in yahoo when searched 'girls who fuck and suck in barberton'.....When have I ever talked about fucking and sucking? Well, in THOSE terms? I work in Barberton. I've never mentioned that before ever in my blog. Just 'btown'. The things people come up with! I feel violated, and dirty!!!
I look forward to the new year. I will have a lot more accomplishments, because I will have someone who believes in me! And loves me and my 7 kids! Mom said I'd be lucky to find someone who loved my kids! Guess I'm lucky! And Speaking of my kids, my cats now have a webpage at catster. It's like myspace for cats. It rocks! Fizzgig started a blog herself. I bet they talk shit about me!
Today's Question:
Care to share any of YOUR resolutions??
My resolutions, made here for all to see and remind me if I don't attain them....are:
1)Pay off credit card, at least 1.
2)Save up a minimum of $1,000
3)Join 401K
4)Quit second job when 1-3 are accomplished
5)Get married
6) Honeymoon at a beach so CP can fulfill his promise to me...wink wink....
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
All Work and No Play Makes Jack....
A DULL BOY!!
There is a word for it actually. I think it occurs most often after weddings. You feel let down after all the pent up excitement or something? I dunno, I feel like crap though. It might also be due to the fact that the only leaving the house I did for the past 3 days was for 5 min yesterday while driving to the library to drop off books.
That, and I got PMS. I also have a stomach ache from not eating right for a week, and my whole body is retaining boatloads of water due to PMS, and...well, not drinking enough water. So I just feel like crap in general. Top that off with coming back to work(s) and you have one pissed off chick!
Yesterday was me and CP's 6 month mile marker. Neither of us realized this, until I brought it up in bed. Half a year. Wow. Time flies!
On the way to work this morning I was wondering again about when I can quit my second job. I'm thinking, the more I delay it the harder it will be. People always tell you when to have kids, that if you wait til your ready you'll never have them. I think this is the same thing. I'll always need the money so long as I'm making it. I really want to quit. I really want to go back to the gym when I was happy. I felt so much better. I want to have a clean house. A life. Friends. I think its the estrogen getting to me. It happens.
Me and CP need to shit or get off the pot with the wedding arrangements. I really wanna get married this year, but I seriously doubt that is financially possible. I had a small first wedding, and still got a loan for 5 grand. I'm not taking out one single solitary loan!! Plus, I want us to have our affairs in order first! Meaning, our own freaking finances! I want us to be debt free (mostly) going into it, so we can have a fresh start. I can't do that AND save up for a wedding. All by myself to boot!! So....check back on this ongoing saga of.......will she ever get married?!! Not looking so hopeful. Might have to be spring 2007 !! Maybe we'll live in semi-sin forever. (semi, cus we're engaged, God appreciates that!)
So, the question on my mind today is, how to get everything I need done so I can quit my mutha fuckin second job!!!!!!!! I have to stay at least thru January to get my $200 insurance money. After that, I'm not responsible for!
I also know, that I'll get to work tonight and probably be ok with it. It is just that having 3 days off gives one a glimmer of hope....a look into what it is like to have a life, and...you want more. Cus, having a life for me now, means I have time to do laundry and clean other than midnight! I'd like to have a life where I can go DO SOMETHING during the WEEK! GASP!
Christmas, it was like 60 degrees, the snow melted. I turned the heat off cus it was freaking hot! Yesterday, freezing cold again. I think Ohio owns the rights to fucking with your seasonal minds. No wonder there are so many murderers and psychopaths here!
I love Forever Eden. I forgot all about the shit that went down on that show, why did they take it off again? Ohhhhhhh yes, there was a story line, it was entertaining, and it was on FOX. Fox cancels everything good! Tru Calling anyone? Reunion anyone? Forever EDEN!? This guy Wallace was playing 2 chicks on the island. Mind you they all live together, sooooooo it was great! They had a trial that they never aired, and they were sentenced to sit in a jail for 3 hours together, while he had to listen to the truth which drove him crazy! He had to face that he had hurt 2 women. I hope his dick fell off eventually! Asshole!
Katie told me Lane Bryant is having a freaking bra sale! Buy 2 get 2 free!!!! That means, I'm going to have to spend 50 bucks on bras, but I'll get $100 in merchandise!!!! Get out there and give your girls a lift gals! Tis the season for new bras! Know how long its been since I had cute bras? Since I wore a B cup. You do the math! That was long, long, long ago!
Today's Question:
What would you most easily be driven to kill for?
My life. Or, if someone catches me on a bad day I can't be held responsible.
There is a word for it actually. I think it occurs most often after weddings. You feel let down after all the pent up excitement or something? I dunno, I feel like crap though. It might also be due to the fact that the only leaving the house I did for the past 3 days was for 5 min yesterday while driving to the library to drop off books.
That, and I got PMS. I also have a stomach ache from not eating right for a week, and my whole body is retaining boatloads of water due to PMS, and...well, not drinking enough water. So I just feel like crap in general. Top that off with coming back to work(s) and you have one pissed off chick!
Yesterday was me and CP's 6 month mile marker. Neither of us realized this, until I brought it up in bed. Half a year. Wow. Time flies!
On the way to work this morning I was wondering again about when I can quit my second job. I'm thinking, the more I delay it the harder it will be. People always tell you when to have kids, that if you wait til your ready you'll never have them. I think this is the same thing. I'll always need the money so long as I'm making it. I really want to quit. I really want to go back to the gym when I was happy. I felt so much better. I want to have a clean house. A life. Friends. I think its the estrogen getting to me. It happens.
Me and CP need to shit or get off the pot with the wedding arrangements. I really wanna get married this year, but I seriously doubt that is financially possible. I had a small first wedding, and still got a loan for 5 grand. I'm not taking out one single solitary loan!! Plus, I want us to have our affairs in order first! Meaning, our own freaking finances! I want us to be debt free (mostly) going into it, so we can have a fresh start. I can't do that AND save up for a wedding. All by myself to boot!! So....check back on this ongoing saga of.......will she ever get married?!! Not looking so hopeful. Might have to be spring 2007 !! Maybe we'll live in semi-sin forever. (semi, cus we're engaged, God appreciates that!)
So, the question on my mind today is, how to get everything I need done so I can quit my mutha fuckin second job!!!!!!!! I have to stay at least thru January to get my $200 insurance money. After that, I'm not responsible for!
I also know, that I'll get to work tonight and probably be ok with it. It is just that having 3 days off gives one a glimmer of hope....a look into what it is like to have a life, and...you want more. Cus, having a life for me now, means I have time to do laundry and clean other than midnight! I'd like to have a life where I can go DO SOMETHING during the WEEK! GASP!
Christmas, it was like 60 degrees, the snow melted. I turned the heat off cus it was freaking hot! Yesterday, freezing cold again. I think Ohio owns the rights to fucking with your seasonal minds. No wonder there are so many murderers and psychopaths here!
I love Forever Eden. I forgot all about the shit that went down on that show, why did they take it off again? Ohhhhhhh yes, there was a story line, it was entertaining, and it was on FOX. Fox cancels everything good! Tru Calling anyone? Reunion anyone? Forever EDEN!? This guy Wallace was playing 2 chicks on the island. Mind you they all live together, sooooooo it was great! They had a trial that they never aired, and they were sentenced to sit in a jail for 3 hours together, while he had to listen to the truth which drove him crazy! He had to face that he had hurt 2 women. I hope his dick fell off eventually! Asshole!
Katie told me Lane Bryant is having a freaking bra sale! Buy 2 get 2 free!!!! That means, I'm going to have to spend 50 bucks on bras, but I'll get $100 in merchandise!!!! Get out there and give your girls a lift gals! Tis the season for new bras! Know how long its been since I had cute bras? Since I wore a B cup. You do the math! That was long, long, long ago!
Today's Question:
What would you most easily be driven to kill for?
My life. Or, if someone catches me on a bad day I can't be held responsible.
Monday, December 26, 2005
You Look Mah-valous...
I'm adopting this look for my new blog.
It's a bigger project than I had anticipated. I didn't do one of the generic ones that you just paste and all your stuff transfers, I'm actually re-coding a basic layout that I liked. I like doing things the hard way, you learn more. I dunno when it'll be done, I worked on the damn thing 6 hours and I'm nowhere near being started, let alone done. Back to works tomorrow. No time for a life!
My Christmas was fun! We had chicken tenderloins here at our residence. Meant to be breasts but they sold out last week! I made em with stuffing, cream of chicken, and onion soup and swiss cheese. It was a hit. Breasts would've been way better! And we had parsley potatos with butter and parsley that I borrowed from the bunnies. And corn, and apple delight. I loved the apple delight, apple pie filling and yellow cake. Could it be any easier? YUM!
CP was up Friday night baking billions of cookies. He made Tayray a tin and I gave her a xmas plate for them. We had my brother, CP's daughter, Bubba, Alan, Tayray and Todd all over for a bit. We watched Mr. Hankie the Christmas Poo. CP's kid wasn't there. I think she liked my gift the best cus she played with it the most! We also watched Polar Express. It is really hard for me not to cuss around children. Just an observation.
I got a mister, that has a light in it that changes color. It's cool, it makes the air moist. I put some of my sisters essential oils she mixed up in it, and it disperses it in the mist, pretty freakin cool! CP also got me 'The Forgotton' (that movie about fucking aliens!) book ends, hello kitty stationary set (cus she is the coolest ever no matter what my brother says about her being for 5 year olds, I USE to be five you know!), DVD cases and case inserts for the computer, so that our burned DVD's (for personal use only) look like real live DVD's which is pretty bad-ass, a laser pointer for the cats which is hours of enjoyment.
We watched Crash, which is a good movie about how we are all a little racist and it brings evil unto you. That was my lesson at least. And the 40 year old virgin, hilarious! I watched The Wedding Date, classic. We still have Stealth, and Robots to watch.
As I sit here eating a salad I can say this....
I've eaten enough friggin' junk to feed a small nation, and I'm not feeling too hot for it! I can't wait to get back to regular food...and some exercise. My skin is puffy! I feel disgusting! Go away holidays, go, the fuck, away!!!
Next wknd is New Years, we're all getting a Limo to party responsibly. And you should know, that by responsibly, I mean, we're not driving drunk...not that we're gonna be sticks in the mud.
I'm off to tinker with my blog skin and enjoy my last day of freedom!
(This might include the Sims....CP burned a bunch of versions for the computer, controling people has never been so easy! Mine shall have 50 cats, and some rabbits. It's addictive, and they can't dump or hate you, cus their fucking sims, and they do what you say!!!)
Today's Question:
What did Santa bring you?
It's a bigger project than I had anticipated. I didn't do one of the generic ones that you just paste and all your stuff transfers, I'm actually re-coding a basic layout that I liked. I like doing things the hard way, you learn more. I dunno when it'll be done, I worked on the damn thing 6 hours and I'm nowhere near being started, let alone done. Back to works tomorrow. No time for a life!
My Christmas was fun! We had chicken tenderloins here at our residence. Meant to be breasts but they sold out last week! I made em with stuffing, cream of chicken, and onion soup and swiss cheese. It was a hit. Breasts would've been way better! And we had parsley potatos with butter and parsley that I borrowed from the bunnies. And corn, and apple delight. I loved the apple delight, apple pie filling and yellow cake. Could it be any easier? YUM!
CP was up Friday night baking billions of cookies. He made Tayray a tin and I gave her a xmas plate for them. We had my brother, CP's daughter, Bubba, Alan, Tayray and Todd all over for a bit. We watched Mr. Hankie the Christmas Poo. CP's kid wasn't there. I think she liked my gift the best cus she played with it the most! We also watched Polar Express. It is really hard for me not to cuss around children. Just an observation.
I got a mister, that has a light in it that changes color. It's cool, it makes the air moist. I put some of my sisters essential oils she mixed up in it, and it disperses it in the mist, pretty freakin cool! CP also got me 'The Forgotton' (that movie about fucking aliens!) book ends, hello kitty stationary set (cus she is the coolest ever no matter what my brother says about her being for 5 year olds, I USE to be five you know!), DVD cases and case inserts for the computer, so that our burned DVD's (for personal use only) look like real live DVD's which is pretty bad-ass, a laser pointer for the cats which is hours of enjoyment.
We watched Crash, which is a good movie about how we are all a little racist and it brings evil unto you. That was my lesson at least. And the 40 year old virgin, hilarious! I watched The Wedding Date, classic. We still have Stealth, and Robots to watch.
As I sit here eating a salad I can say this....
I've eaten enough friggin' junk to feed a small nation, and I'm not feeling too hot for it! I can't wait to get back to regular food...and some exercise. My skin is puffy! I feel disgusting! Go away holidays, go, the fuck, away!!!
Next wknd is New Years, we're all getting a Limo to party responsibly. And you should know, that by responsibly, I mean, we're not driving drunk...not that we're gonna be sticks in the mud.
I'm off to tinker with my blog skin and enjoy my last day of freedom!
(This might include the Sims....CP burned a bunch of versions for the computer, controling people has never been so easy! Mine shall have 50 cats, and some rabbits. It's addictive, and they can't dump or hate you, cus their fucking sims, and they do what you say!!!)
Today's Question:
What did Santa bring you?
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Hey Santa!...
I did one of those mad lib santa letters, and it turned out to be perfect.
In my own defense, I had no idea what the fuck an adverb is, so that is why it's signed the way it is. Had I known what it was for, I might have been better. Enjoy!
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kat's Office party. It was Tayray who spiked the punch with too much Rum Diddily Ummmm. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Vanilla.
I thought it was funny when I put Beth's New Push Up Bra on my head and danced the Humpty Dance on the Ottoman while singing `My Humps'. I didn't mean to break Kat's Fukuyou 2000 and don't know why Kat would accuse me of Arsen.
I don't remember calling Brandon's wife a Frigid Sheep---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Katie's husband's pelvis, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Mini Cooper through my neighbor's Chimminey. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fucking Cat and have me arrested for DUI!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all rough and tough. And I'm really not to blame for any of this shitty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and HUH? yours,
Mon (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 16 bucks!
In my own defense, I had no idea what the fuck an adverb is, so that is why it's signed the way it is. Had I known what it was for, I might have been better. Enjoy!
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kat's Office party. It was Tayray who spiked the punch with too much Rum Diddily Ummmm. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Vanilla.
I thought it was funny when I put Beth's New Push Up Bra on my head and danced the Humpty Dance on the Ottoman while singing `My Humps'. I didn't mean to break Kat's Fukuyou 2000 and don't know why Kat would accuse me of Arsen.
I don't remember calling Brandon's wife a Frigid Sheep---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Katie's husband's pelvis, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Mini Cooper through my neighbor's Chimminey. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fucking Cat and have me arrested for DUI!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all rough and tough. And I'm really not to blame for any of this shitty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and HUH? yours,
Mon (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 16 bucks!
Friday, December 23, 2005
And Now...Your Serving of Useless Gossip!...
So, the new neighbors are moving in. Technically their Tayray's neighbors but there is only 4 apartments in our building. I got home last night, and someone pulled up beside me in front of Tayray's garage. I'm staring at them thinking it was Tayray cus she was coming over to get online. They went into the neighbors house. Yet, they parked their inconsiderate asses in front of Tayray's garage!!! I dunno about you all, but that is just fucking rude! What if she wanted to leave? What if she wasn't home? Our parking lot is like a turnaround so there isn't much parking but c'mon! I called her and she knew why I was calling, she was pissed too.
I trotted my butt upstairs and made myself a sign that says NO PARKING PLEASE and posted it on my garage door! Back off bitches! Let some mother fucker park in front of MY garage! We all know how protective I am over my garage!!
So, I'm getting my bath and Tayray called and said the cops were at the neighbor's house. This is great. We already think their drug dealers. LOL! I think she moved in yesterday? Their corrupting our quiet little neighborhood! Will it be safe to walk in the streets? Can we leave our doors unlocked (accidentally I know I'm dumb!) without the fear of being robbed and murdered? Will they steal little Billy to sell her for her fur to the chinese, so that they can score some blow? I mean, there goes the freaking neighborhood!
So I did what anyone else would do. I got out of the tub and turned out the lights, and well, snooped! I havn't had this much fun being nosey, since we use to spy on Katie's gay neighbors at her moms house! Those were some good times man!
Heres something weird. My friend Cathy called me. From Florida. Why is it weird? Only cus I emailed her today for the first time in like almost a year, and she called me. She works in the car, so it's weird ok? Take my word for it. It's fun to have exciting news when you talk to someone you havn't talked to in a while. (Duh, I got engaged!!)
CP had a night job. He said he might get cookies. I said 'where ya goin?' cus our family friend owns a restaurant and gives out cookies to all the customers. Turns out, thats where he was going. It's a small world! Poor CP had another threat...better treat her good or else....it's so nice to be loved!
I'm working on changing my blog look. I'm bored with it. That is the wknd project. If you don't like it, tough shit!!
Today's Question:
Ever spy on the neighbors?
I trotted my butt upstairs and made myself a sign that says NO PARKING PLEASE and posted it on my garage door! Back off bitches! Let some mother fucker park in front of MY garage! We all know how protective I am over my garage!!
So, I'm getting my bath and Tayray called and said the cops were at the neighbor's house. This is great. We already think their drug dealers. LOL! I think she moved in yesterday? Their corrupting our quiet little neighborhood! Will it be safe to walk in the streets? Can we leave our doors unlocked (accidentally I know I'm dumb!) without the fear of being robbed and murdered? Will they steal little Billy to sell her for her fur to the chinese, so that they can score some blow? I mean, there goes the freaking neighborhood!
So I did what anyone else would do. I got out of the tub and turned out the lights, and well, snooped! I havn't had this much fun being nosey, since we use to spy on Katie's gay neighbors at her moms house! Those were some good times man!
Heres something weird. My friend Cathy called me. From Florida. Why is it weird? Only cus I emailed her today for the first time in like almost a year, and she called me. She works in the car, so it's weird ok? Take my word for it. It's fun to have exciting news when you talk to someone you havn't talked to in a while. (Duh, I got engaged!!)
CP had a night job. He said he might get cookies. I said 'where ya goin?' cus our family friend owns a restaurant and gives out cookies to all the customers. Turns out, thats where he was going. It's a small world! Poor CP had another threat...better treat her good or else....it's so nice to be loved!
I'm working on changing my blog look. I'm bored with it. That is the wknd project. If you don't like it, tough shit!!
Today's Question:
Ever spy on the neighbors?
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Shout Out...
I'd like to give a special shout out to CP who single handedly downloaded (LEGALLY-don't screw your favorite struggling artists!) My Edwin singing Silent Night. It gave me the goosebumps to hear his voice sing something I'd never heard him sing. (This too, can be yours for 99 cents at Itunes!)
Then, I'd like to thank CP for still doing the deed with me, after I admitted the following thing while listening to his CD:
CP: Can we listen to something else?
ME: What do you wanna hear?
CP: I dunno, I just don't want to get it on while you are thinking about Edwin.
ME: I don't think about anyone but you
CP: Yea right.
ME: Seriously! He's a married man! Soon he'll have babies!
CP: What if he quits singing when he has a family?
ME: Well, I'd have to kill his kids.
CP: Did I hear you right?
ME: Probably.
CP: Did you say you'd kill his kids? You shouldn't want to kill anyone, let alone kids.
ME: Well, then he better never stop singing.
CP: You'd go to jail
ME: No one would know, he isn't popular enough
CP: I'd turn you in (oh no he di'int!)
ME: You wouldn't hear about it, so you couldn't turn me in.
CP: I think that word would get around.
ME: You know, in a court of law, you aren't required to testify against your spouse.
CP: Well, I WOULD testify against you.
ME: That is wrong, then they would take me away from you!
CP: Then don't kill anyone.
ME: Well....Til death do us part, right? I guess you gotta die too.
Then we made sweet love.
(me and CP...not me and Edwin)
Then, I'd like to thank CP for still doing the deed with me, after I admitted the following thing while listening to his CD:
CP: Can we listen to something else?
ME: What do you wanna hear?
CP: I dunno, I just don't want to get it on while you are thinking about Edwin.
ME: I don't think about anyone but you
CP: Yea right.
ME: Seriously! He's a married man! Soon he'll have babies!
CP: What if he quits singing when he has a family?
ME: Well, I'd have to kill his kids.
CP: Did I hear you right?
ME: Probably.
CP: Did you say you'd kill his kids? You shouldn't want to kill anyone, let alone kids.
ME: Well, then he better never stop singing.
CP: You'd go to jail
ME: No one would know, he isn't popular enough
CP: I'd turn you in (oh no he di'int!)
ME: You wouldn't hear about it, so you couldn't turn me in.
CP: I think that word would get around.
ME: You know, in a court of law, you aren't required to testify against your spouse.
CP: Well, I WOULD testify against you.
ME: That is wrong, then they would take me away from you!
CP: Then don't kill anyone.
ME: Well....Til death do us part, right? I guess you gotta die too.
Then we made sweet love.
(me and CP...not me and Edwin)
Hello Computer....
I have been so out of the entertainment news lately cus I havn't read my last 3 Entertainment Weekly's. No time to read. Blah Blah, no life, Blah, no past times, blah, exercise eck, life, poo, you get the picture. It blows!
Anyhow! I have seen the future of television...and it is good!! They made this nifty new TiVo that will come with software, to hook up to your computer!! They talk! You can download stuff from your computer, to TiVo and watch it. This is some serious Jetson's shit right here!
And, you can send stuff from TiVo to the computer and share it with others!
Hello Computer, I'm Tivo. Hello Tivo, I'm computer! Let's make magical television dreams come true together!
And, network television is also coming in with some changes. Soon, they are offering 'on demand' programming, like is available now on TiVo and DVR. So, you can for instance order an episode of The Office for 99 cents. They say they are now starting to include DVR in neilson ratings, since everyone records their shows, and time slots will become less and less important.
One of the perks of this is, no commercials at all. They wont even need to be fast forwarded. The bad part? Product placement, which I've seen on 'Passions' a lot. (so sometimes i watch that dumb soap, its FUNNY!) Oh, look at me use my brilliant brunette shampoo! GAY!
The future of TV sets is they say they are going to go more towards interactive menus, like, searching for shows by key words, or actors. Oh......you mean, like TIVO does already? He finds me my Tom Green no matter where he is, and my Edwin McCain, and Paris Hilton. Oh my wish list is long. I don't ask for much! Catch up dumbfucks!!!!!! Been there, done that!
Can I say that I've got PMS and today I hate everything that is me? Ok, I think I just did!
This was hilarious:
Good news: Mary-kate Olsen gained 20 pounds. Bad news: Ashley Olsen is missing.
This is even funnier:
I'm listening to the radio, it is Dec. 22, this guy said he hasn't eaten since August. 4 months with no food wouldn't that kill you?
Today's Merry Christmas is brought to you by:
The bitch at my second job who wears the white Britney Spears hat.
Last night crazy cane guy had his shoes off and his feet smell like ass. He doesn't get in trouble cus he wears slippers. His slippers have huge holes in them, letting the stank escape. Ok, he was jamming out too loud to his music and bitch POUNDED on his desk and told him to turn it down because she couldnt hear her headphones over his.
He's 'special' crazy, but 'special'. Guess Santa didn't get her nothin this year! Bitch!
Today's Question:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I think scientifically the rate of chucking wood as per the ratio of the woodchucks teeth is roughly 2.6 squar inches per second, so therefore in an hour a woodchuck could theoretically (sp?) chuck 3 feet of wood per hour if said woodchuck chucked wood continuously, with no breaks.
(of course this is bullshit)
Anyhow! I have seen the future of television...and it is good!! They made this nifty new TiVo that will come with software, to hook up to your computer!! They talk! You can download stuff from your computer, to TiVo and watch it. This is some serious Jetson's shit right here!
And, you can send stuff from TiVo to the computer and share it with others!
Hello Computer, I'm Tivo. Hello Tivo, I'm computer! Let's make magical television dreams come true together!
And, network television is also coming in with some changes. Soon, they are offering 'on demand' programming, like is available now on TiVo and DVR. So, you can for instance order an episode of The Office for 99 cents. They say they are now starting to include DVR in neilson ratings, since everyone records their shows, and time slots will become less and less important.
One of the perks of this is, no commercials at all. They wont even need to be fast forwarded. The bad part? Product placement, which I've seen on 'Passions' a lot. (so sometimes i watch that dumb soap, its FUNNY!) Oh, look at me use my brilliant brunette shampoo! GAY!
The future of TV sets is they say they are going to go more towards interactive menus, like, searching for shows by key words, or actors. Oh......you mean, like TIVO does already? He finds me my Tom Green no matter where he is, and my Edwin McCain, and Paris Hilton. Oh my wish list is long. I don't ask for much! Catch up dumbfucks!!!!!! Been there, done that!
Can I say that I've got PMS and today I hate everything that is me? Ok, I think I just did!
This was hilarious:
Good news: Mary-kate Olsen gained 20 pounds. Bad news: Ashley Olsen is missing.
This is even funnier:
I'm listening to the radio, it is Dec. 22, this guy said he hasn't eaten since August. 4 months with no food wouldn't that kill you?
Today's Merry Christmas is brought to you by:
The bitch at my second job who wears the white Britney Spears hat.
Last night crazy cane guy had his shoes off and his feet smell like ass. He doesn't get in trouble cus he wears slippers. His slippers have huge holes in them, letting the stank escape. Ok, he was jamming out too loud to his music and bitch POUNDED on his desk and told him to turn it down because she couldnt hear her headphones over his.
He's 'special' crazy, but 'special'. Guess Santa didn't get her nothin this year! Bitch!
Today's Question:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I think scientifically the rate of chucking wood as per the ratio of the woodchucks teeth is roughly 2.6 squar inches per second, so therefore in an hour a woodchuck could theoretically (sp?) chuck 3 feet of wood per hour if said woodchuck chucked wood continuously, with no breaks.
(of course this is bullshit)
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