Once upon a time there was a girl, who was putting her laundry away, not terribly long after having her heart ripped out by a MASShole. (I'm bringing this back!)
She came across a pair of his boxers, that she use to love to wear, and had since their very first week of dating.
Then, she went out of her way to wipe her ass with them before she threw them away. True story.
That girl, might need a lesson on...moving on, but I bet inside she felt pretty good for a second.