"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Thursday, July 08, 2010

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad...

So, I should open up a pet sitting business. Seriously.

You know I booked my flight to the beach right? Oh, I havn't mentioned that?

Well you know, the universal law of attraction means, that you are suppose to not worry about things, and just do them, and the universe will make it "how" happen for you. So, once I got the money saved for my flight to see my sister at the beach (girls vacay-shun!!!) I thought oh, the rest will work itself out.

By "rest" I mean... who the hell is gonna watch my 6 pets??

Normally, I had a neighbor to let them out, but I have since moved away and trust no one in my apartment. Or, my Mom would take my dog...however, my evil Mom (hi mom, thanks for the free a/c for my bedroom *smile*!) has opted out this time, and that leaves me with no other choice but to hire a pet sitter. Because, boarding... is even more ridonkulous!

Its going to cost me more to hire a pet sitter than it is to fly my ass to the beach. In the air. On a giant plane, you know, that moves and uses jet fuel and everything, a petsitter costs more!

I have no idea what to do besides start calling in favors from all my friends and maybe try to have to hire a petsitter only a couple of the seven days.

Wish me luck. Cus my tickets are nonrefundable!

In closing, if you want to make a buttload of money, go into the petsitting business. I wish I would've hopped on that train a long time ago!


Teena in Toronto said...

My exhusband is a dogwalker/sitter and makes a pretty good living at it.

Fizzgig said...

seriously, I need to rope me a husband so I can afford to chase my dream!

Debbie said...

I know responsible teenager may sound like an oxymoron, but that is what I've been using for years to take care of my (at last count) six dogs, two indoor cats and many feral neighborhood cats. They are cheaper and they are happy just to hang out with my pets. And I've never had a problem, either with my animals or with my home while I'm gone.

Fizzgig said...

i know there are some...i was one...wait, i really was! but i kinda live in the ghetto. lol

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

have you looked on craigslist?

Fizzgig said...

the world has scared me off of craigslist. I'm afraid to be robbed blind. not like i have a ton worth taking, but i do spend much of my paychecks on jewelry

Andhari said...

That teenager idea in above comment sounds great.

If I lived nearby, I'd be happy to take care of one of your pets :D