"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Monday, July 06, 2009

Things that make you go euuuw...

I'm still horribly busy at work. But not too busy to workout of course. Today some girl decided to wash her girly bits in front of 5 women at the sink in the locker room. Just shoved a wet paper towel down there, both sides, and tossed it in the trash.

I mean, sure you gotta clean yourself, but we have a shower room, shower stalls, and 2 curtained areas, not to mention like 10 toilet stalls. My personal opinion is do private things in private, I dont want to see you do that. Especially since you know...I work out in my gym at WORK and see these people in the halls.

Friday I spent with my manfriend. We watched "The Watchmen" which was 3 hours of wasted life, other than I got to snuggle with him, and I like snuggling. Dumb. Movie.

Saturday, I drove home, and met my girlfriend for the trip back up to Cleveland for the holiday. I decided on Sweet tea vodka, and club soda to drink. Yum. It's 70 proof too.

We cooked out with friends, and played bean bag toss (I hate the word cornhole its for your ass) and I actually scored some points. The trick is lifting your back leg up when you toss the bag. We all headed to the roof for fireworks, where I almost grabbed a bottle rocket someone was letting off, thinking it was a sparkler. See why you shouldn't play with alchohol and fireworks?

My girlfriend and I took a trip to get smokes, and stopped along the way for photos at some crap bar. We stood in the longest BP line known to man, and made friends with some random people and had pictures taken. We're from out of town. We were tipsy, maybe we shouldn't have been walking alone. Then we ran into manfriend's friend, and walked to the Mars bar for a shot. After a while I remembered to text my manfriend... Whoops. We lost track of time.

We played pong with our alchohol, great idea. And danced to some snazzy music the manfriend was playing. We were up until 6 in the morning. It was a fabulous fourth of July, and I can't wait until this weekend when we have a party at my house for Canal Days!


Season said...

Sounds like you did have a fabulous 4th. Super super gross about the lady at the gym. Who does that in the open for everyone to see??

merider (M.E.-rider) said...

I think I would have laughed at her. Seriously, who does that? Yuck! I'll walk around naked (I know, you don't like that either) but I don't touch anything private - not even a nipple and I hurry to put my clothes on. Oh, and I never, ever, ever sit on a locker room bench naked (for obvious reasons).

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

sounds like a great weekend! and a fabulous 4th.

and that lady needs some locker room manners, stat.

Allison M. said...

wait, you won't use the word cornhole! that's hysterical

Organic Meatbag said...

Whaaaaaa? you mean, you didn't like the world's most ridiculous "sex scene" and the multiple blue penises in The Watchmen? Hahaha!