"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Friday, February 22, 2013

How My Mind May Really Be Twisted...

I've been a long time lover of dream analysis. I love remembering my dreams, and finding the symbols in them, and attaching their meanings. Usually my dreams are spot on with what is going on in my life.

I guess until you factor in sex dreams. Sure I want sex...just not with the people I'm dreaming about!

You know you have been single for a while when you start having sex dreams about the most random people you know. Especially when you work with them, and are not even slightly attracted to them. It is really hard for me to make eye contact with them now.

You know you have been single for too long, when your sex dreams include your ex husband of 13 years, who wasn't even good to begin with, but was all you really knew. And worse, he gets you pregnant...children are SO not in my life plan.

You know you may be a lost cause, when you have a sex dream about an ex boyfriend, that is going really, REALLY good, but in your dream, you realize you are single, and there can't be a man in your bed...and for a split second you wonder if you are really recieving some pretty satisfying oral pleasure from him, *or if it is your dog, and even worse yet, you don't even bother to open your eyes to find out!

True Story!!

Turns out, the universe understood my inner struggle, and my alarm went off just in time!

Lucky for me, I couldn't find "sex acts with your dog"  in my dream book. I'm afraid it would say, "you are a lost cause, you should be committed".

Let me be a shining example of why everyone needs a friend with benefits! Obviously, lack of sex can warp a persons mind!

*ehh, no, I do not advocate having sex with animals!

Poor Mr. Magoo, other than being the only "man" in my life, he did nothing to deserve this!


Teena said...

I had one last night where I stole five Splenda the cafeteria at from Best Buy and got caught. Huh?

Anonymous said...

Wish I was lucky to share your bed. Would love to give you mind blowing oral

Fizzgig said...

what the heck? maybe you miss sugar? lol


alexa @ cleveland's a plum said...

OMG Anon!!! dying laughing right now.

Fizzgig said...

only on a blog, right? lol