I remember one time I got this list of how to poop at work. And described every annoying type of person in the bathroom. Like, the people that just hang out in the bathroom. Or the ones that fix their hair. Its like, get the hell out of here will ya? I have business to take care of.
Cats should have their own list.
I have four cats. But one, without fail, is a lingerer.
I have two huge boxes, for the four cats. Whenever I clean the box, Fozzie, will walk past the room about four times.
"done scooping out my piss and shit yet?"
She is also the one that has to always run 2 steps in front of me and act like she knows what I'm doing. "here I am running into the bedroom. Oh, you're going in the bathroom? (runs in front of me) Here I am to throw myself in front of you on the carpet and show you my belly...purrrrrrr"
She has to be the first to use the toilet after I clean it too, she can't stand it.
My cat also stands up to poop. I tried to get a picture. Does that make me weird? She stands in the corner and poops.
What are your cats quirks?