Would it be mean of me to say my annoying coworker is like an untrainable dog?
I've been training her to do my job, because its my job to cross train everyone. She thinks she knows a better way to do everything, wont listen, and I watch her fuck up and say see, back here on page 42 it said to do this, and you didn't.
I have been working on extensive training manuals, which are snapshots of each step in the process, and she ignored it.
If I could write her up for being a dumbass. I would.
Best line ever delivered by my boss in a meeting with annoying coworker Monday....
"It's obvious you are unhappy here, and that's unfortunate, maybe for your own peace of mind you should look for another job"
ha ha hah aha hha ha hah a I love my boss.