"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort










Thursday, September 03, 2009

Here Piggy Piggy....

Do you guys remember that song by Green Jello....the three little pigs?

Are you calling me old? It's totally on my old school 90's mix CD I made for free with limewire.

Along with "Shakespear's Sister/Stay" incidentally, I never knew that chick was so horrid looking until I just youtubed it. We didn't have cable growing up, so no MTV.

You would probably love my CD, it's bad-ass!

I am talking about the H1N1 virus. The swine flu. When I took my mental health day at work, they had a huge company meeting about it, lasting two hours. They MADE a book. It's tabbed just the same way all about causing mass hysteria over the swine flu.

How to not come to work if you have it or your family has it.

How you have to call each day with a swine flu update.

How to make electrolyte drinks, in case you can't leave home. (can't leave home?) (Which btw sounds disgusting it has BAKING soda in it!)

They are working on a policy if too many people get it, we are shutting down.

I mean seriously, this is just like the time they told us all in a major disaster meeting to call a number for emergency updates, in case of a storm, then we get 3 feet of snow, a state-wide driving ban, and we all call the number and it says we are open.

Oh, the common denominator there is, it's a waste of everyone's time.

We're not getting raises, our 401k is not being matched, but we all got a massive swine flu book. I honestly don't know what is wrong with the world today.

Reason 567,453,098 not to have kids. According to my book, you are going to die first, those little nose pickers are breeding grounds for the pig flu.

4 comments:

Andhari said...

Swine Flu has reached Indonesia too, when first I heard it's big in the states and mexico I thought it's too far to reach here but those damn travelers.:/

Courtney said...

I thought this whole swine flu thing was taken care of.... guess now that the monkey howlers are back in school there are going to be outbreaks all over the place... wooo hoooo. That's fucking fantastic. NOT

heather said...

i work for the state and my email keeps getting spammed with emails about the stupid swine flu and that we should all get flu shots (even though they do not protect you from the swine flu) and there are signs all over on how to prevent getting the swine flu or how to prevent spreading it. and blah blah fucking blah.

i'm starting to wonder if it's even real. i think it's a government conspiracy or something.

(you're gonna get some kick ass google search hits now!)

oh. and i totally remember that song!

Teena in Toronto said...

Never heard of Green Jello.

I haven't heard anything about the swine flu lately.