"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort










Monday, July 09, 2012

So I TiVod Porn?....

Recently, I have had to say goodbye to my TiVo, and our 12 year relationship....a person without TiVo, who has been slumming it with a DVR, cannot understand just how heartbreaking this really is.

My new DVR, is merely a glorified VCR. It doesn't have any of the bells and whistles that TiVo has. Sure, it records what I tell it to, sort of, but it doesn't know what I like. We do not share a connection. I guess you don't know what you are missing, if you have never even had it....Maybe my TiVo is a metaphor for love...?

I traded TiVo in for my new box, so I wouldn't be charged for the equipment. I disconnected her in haste, and boxed her right up to send back. I didn't get a chance to erase all my saved shows.

At first thought, I wasn't  worried about the myriad of TV shows still left on there.

But, in addition to seasons of Lost, American Horror Story, many, many Houswives,....I also had a handful of "skinemax" movies I had recorded and saved.....

I guess, when you come right down to it...I cannot possibly be the worst porn offender that has returned a unit, right?

I mean, I really don't think that "Coed Confidential" will land me on any federal pervert lists....Right??!






 

4 comments:

Mel said...

That is awesome! I am half convinced this is exactly why my husband won't add Cinemax to our TV. Higher bill my ass, he just doesn't want to be subjected to what I just might record ;-)

Fizzgig said...

mel:
totally, it's the best spot for "girly porn" ....I am trying to just own it...everyone does it, but not everyone admits it!!

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

I've never understood the stigma that the US attaches to "those" kind of movies. Methinks the pruds are just jealous :-}

Fizzgig said...

dave:
agreed....it's like a dirty little secret....so what??? lol