"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Monday, July 23, 2012

Girl Talk...

Cats love the sun.

This weekend, I went with one of my BFF's to a local pool/waterslide park. We had so much fun! I screamed with enjoyment every time I went down the waterslide chute on my innertube, I felt like a kid again!

While slowly meandering around the "lazy river"  on our double innertube...which was just a circle of water that you are propelled around and around, we had two very in-depth conversations..

One about male body hair, and why men that have an entire back full of hair would not shave or wax. Especially...when they have a willing significant other to do so for them! Meanwhile, they expect us women to be completely shaved...uh...double standard? 

Wake up call boys, we don't enjoy your body hair any more than you would enjoy ours!

And two, about how you would hide a body if you killed someone. My girlfriend said to bury them, to which I cited animals digging up the body, or someone building on the burial site one day...the bones could still be found decades later.

Since I watch too much TV...I said the only way is to incinerate the body...(clearly I win....)

Disclaimer, neither of us is in the market for hiding a body, but it proved a very interesting conversation nonetheless! We really put a lot of thought into this before our final two decisions.

In the end, after 5 hours in the sun, swimming, and watersliding, I was quickly reminded that in fact..I am no longer a kid, because I needed a nap when I got home.

And some vinegar and aloe for my sunburn.


Teena in Toronto said...

Nothing better than yakkin' on the water :)

Wearing Mascara said...

I need to visit a water park this year. That sounds like so much fun!

If your body is a temple, mine must be a mansion! said...

I always said I would never date a guy with back hair - it grossed me out big time. I met my husband and slowly fell in love with him - back hair and all! ;-) Sure, I offer to wax/shave him every once in a while tough. Haha!!!! I also LOVE water parks!