A 3:30 a.m. text to my Mom.
Me: "I just woke up from a good dream, and I woke up peeing the bed. I just peed two hours ago. I guess like an old dog now I have to stop drinking water before bed time"
Mom: "Lol everybody does it..prob trauma to the bladder from sex"
Ok, but really? Peeing the bed? And what kind of sex would cause bladder trauma (the good kind...holla!!)
So, I stopped myself before it got thru my underpants to my pj's but when you are peeing the bed, do the details really matter?
Diapers look to be on the horizon.