If you ever listen to anything I say....
Never..ever ever.. beg a man to stay with you when all he wants to do is leave.
Good luck getting your pride back after that.
Upside...at least it wasn't a note this time. Even if it was an equally lame excuse.
Maybe more on this topic at a later date.
P.S. I also advise standing behind me on getting trash trucks banned from Monday morning pick ups. Really? Monday at 5 am? Fuckers.
P.P.S. I'm thinking of becoming a nun. On Oprah, they made it seem pretty hip, but I'd need someone on the inside to make fun of the rest of them with. Who's with me?