At work, we are lucky enough to work for some of the big executives. With that, comes some pretty sweet gifts. One of the girls at work had one ask her, what she wanted for Christmas, and she said she wanted a lame ass gift card to Archivers (scrapbooking...puke) and he responded "oh, I was going to get you a /name brand of one of our big jewelry items this year that if I told you I'd have to kill you/ but if thats what you want, ok!"
Afterwards of course, she was kicking herself, wishing she'd just taken the original expensive gift. So she emailed him and said on second thought the name brand of said jewelry was a better idea.
Cut to a week later, when they have a fight. Executive is a hot head, and a bit of a douche bag too. So she thinks she isn't getting said jewelry item. She's off work today, and he dropped her gift at her desk, in a box that cannot be mistaken for anything but this certain gift.
So, since we are all stuck at the office, we took another jewelry box, filled it with tissue paper, and inserted a nice, but FREE company pen from our 100 year anniversary party, which we all have several of into the box, and topped it with a bow. We called her to tell her he dropped her gift off and it HAD to be the jewelry item so she has to come get it.
And the look on her face when she opened it...was worth coming to work for.