My MMA instructor has an adorable resemblance (but much so much cuter, and has the most amazing green eyes *swoon*) to Jay Mohr. But more karate-like, and awesome. He teaches all the martial arts classes....so he's not the typical beefcake MMA guy.
It is pretty hot to watch him take someone down in a second flat...and maybe I have a thing for dominance?
Probably, because couple that with the Asian traditions, bowing, "yes sir's" when given an order, and calling him "master (insert cute boys name here)", mix them all together, and you have a recipe for disaster, waiting to bubble over one day and explode.
This week, he was sporting about a two day scruff, and looked extra dreamy. The lesson was how to take each other down. Get someone in a hold by the head, yank it to the side, and sweep their legs, bam! Down for the count, then you had to keep them there. Oh yea. (sidenote, my girlfriend and I had the most fun tossing each other! Knowledge..not power is the key to MMA!!)
I got to be the target and he showed me how to do it by um...taking me down, personally. I think I was blinded by the fact that this super cute boy cradled my head, and tossed me like a 5lb. sack of flour onto the ground in two seconds flat, and layed on me so I couldn't move.
I think I saw cartoon hearts when I lay there..because just as he got up, and leaned down to assist me to my feet, I kicked up my legs to stand up on my own, and well......kicked him right in the face.
No, that wasn't a defense move we should use in class.
File this in the "this can only happen to me" category....
Oh but it gets worse! I get home to shower, and notice a nice hole in the crotch of my pants. not a small one either. Does one wear underpants to workout? Heck no. I pretty much flashed my vag all night.
Um.. and there are young boys in that class, I'm totally a pervert!
I'm considering dying of embaressment instead of going back.
Slick, I am not.