Girl: Your sign is a scorpio. I've never dated a scorpio
boy: whats that mean, we're messed up huh?
Me: we fuel each other, and my fun loving saggitarious has to crack away at your shell to get you to come out but once you trust me we are a match made in the stars
boy: that sounds about right..i do have a tough shell..
two weeks ago...
girl: do you think you will miss me when I'm on vacation?
boy: I might...you know, you are cracking my shell a bit.
Yesterday via text ...
boy: Hey sexy lady! Do you miss me yet? I think I miss you! Awe damn..my shell just cracked a little..
girl: Hey cutiepie! I do miss you! I was thinking about buying a lobster cracker at the oceanfront today.
But it looks like I don't need one.
PS I'm working on a killer tan! My sister lives a mile from the beach. It took me 20 minutes to leisurely stroll there.