Found:
One American Music Awards Michael Jackson Doll. His head was missing, but after digging through my "bag o barbies" I successfully reattached his noggin. He has a rip in his jacket shoulder, and his shoulder "straps" are coming apart. Has no pants. But I found both shoes. No socks. Missing his microphone, and signature silver glove.
The moral of this story is. I'm not getting rich off my Michael Jackson doll.
It would have been nice to get rich quick... seeing how I owe my city taxes from 2006 and they are trying to haul me off to court. Only by court, I mean they told me my case is in court, and I can't do anything about it but wait for a letter where they will try to garnish my wages, and make payments to avoid that.
The moral of that story is pay your taxes. Even small towns don't put up with that shit. Assholes.
The second moral of that story is don't work two jobs. Because not only does it suck your will to live for years and years, and you learn to live with no time to do anything, you end up owing more on your taxes, because apparently, you work two jobs because you are rich, not because you needed the money.
4 comments:
You can have my Mr. T doll to sell...hahaha!
That sounds annoying, I wish they just cut some slacks every once in a while, I'm sorry :(
Maybe you could make him a fake wee glove... I'm sure no one would know...
i think you should try to sell it anyway. you gotta move it while it's hot. put on there something like, "doll played with by mj's actual kids!!!" when you really mean mark johnson. everybody wins! ps you have to find someone named mark johnson with kids.
sorry the man's got you down. that sucks. i hope they get a really itchy bug bite. really itchy! that'll fix their wagon!
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