A bird came to my house today, and chirped me a story. It's quite humorous and it goes something like this.
TWDSO (the ex) has a girlfriend. My friend Kat saw them out in like May. They've been seen together a few times, I saw them together New Years Eve. TWDSO has a best friend. (I know, hard to believe) This best friend, has also been seen with her, with and w/o TWDSO.
The bird saw them out this wknd, the best friend, and the girlfriend. They proclaimed to be just friends, yet they were spotted kissing and holding hands. I can't say that I blame her, he does kiss like a fish!
Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrn!!!!
Sounds like a classy chick! I'd never do something like that. That spells S-K-A-N-K!
What goes around...comes around!
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My best friends girlfriend...and she used to me mine..
Wonder if that will be their wedding song..Can hear the best mans toast now..should be quite a good one. "Well, she finally realized I was a cheap assed bastard that kissed like a fish and decorated with Star Wars and dinosaurs and that I would never do a lick of physical work. I am a manager of a Sprint store dammit.!!"
Nothing better than a piece of ass to come between two good trusting friends.
I would say the spirits you left behind at his house are looking after you pretty well Monica. They really did like to watch you take a bath. haha..
When do we get to see his house on the news with a bulldozer in the yard digging up headstones from the 18th century.. oops, did I say that??? On the internet?
Sometimes people like to share. Friends kiss each other dont they? ha ha ha I started reading this, and at first, I thought how the hell did a bird get in your apartment!
I was sitting at work, minding my own business when 'My bestfriends girlfriend' came on the radio today around lunch time. This will be good for a laugh for quiet awhile!! Of course I had to call my sis so we could share in the laugh!!
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