I was at the dog park last weekend (where I'm 99% sure I'm going to meet my next husband, if I don't in fact, marry the security guy at work that I have the hots for) and it was like 100 degrees and there was 3 people there.
One was, a cute boy, and his cute dog, Charlie. Cute boy was like me, - following the dog around with his camera phone, and taking pictures of it. Anyone who does this in public, is destined to be mine. So I channeled my inner "mom" (my mom would talk the ear off of an ant if it sat still long enough to listen) and smiled at the boy. This was the day after buying new small clothes, and I decided to fix my hair before going to the park, so I felt pretty good about myself.
And, we began to talk. Until it was just the two of us at the park! (the other person left....) We got our dogs at the same rescue, both had previously had dogs from a pet store who lived lives of sickness. I thought, OMG we are totally getting married. I felt like I was witty when he was searching for his dogs poop to scoop, and he said all he could find was old poop, and I said "picking up old poop is good karma".... I bet later that night, he went over that line in his head when he thought about me.
I thought I handled the fact that his dog kept sticking his nose up my ass crack pretty well too, I mean, why don't you try being charming with a big dog nose in your junk! He told me he comes every weekend, and I said I do too, so I'm pretty sure his dog will sniff me out again!
I also went on a date this week. It was OK. I'm not in love or anything, and I got a free meal and drinks out of it. To me, this is all practice for when I finally grow a pair and tell hot security guy that I think he's the bees knees, and we live happily ever after.
I'm so horribly shy, so the more I talk to strangers, and force myself to go on dates, the better off the future "Mr. Me" will be when we meet!
Mr. Magoo, bringing people together since 2011.
P.S. don't look at his tinkler, he can't help it!
3 comments:
In some ways, I'm shy too. Funny considering I make my living as a trainer.
Your dog is way too cute!
i want to bury my head into that little tummy! You're dog is sooo cute. I picked up the love of my life (my black lab mutt) from a meth addicted household and he has been the best thing for me. Adopted dogs are so much sweeter.I love reading your blog. You probably hear this all the time, but we have a lot in common. The buddhist thing, the nature thing, the bird thing, the animals, food battles, dating battles, not wanting kids, positive psychology and the law of attraction.
So happy I ran across your blog :)
Erin
well hello erin! I'll never get another new pet, i've found my calling!
I'm happy you are here too, i think finding like minded people helps us all figure this life thing out!
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