A bird came to my house today, and chirped me a story. It's quite humorous and it goes something like this.
TWDSO (the ex) has a girlfriend. My friend Kat saw them out in like May. They've been seen together a few times, I saw them together New Years Eve. TWDSO has a best friend. (I know, hard to believe) This best friend, has also been seen with her, with and w/o TWDSO.
The bird saw them out this wknd, the best friend, and the girlfriend. They proclaimed to be just friends, yet they were spotted kissing and holding hands. I can't say that I blame her, he does kiss like a fish!
Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrn!!!!
Sounds like a classy chick! I'd never do something like that. That spells S-K-A-N-K!
What goes around...comes around!
My best friends girlfriend...and she used to me mine..
ReplyDeleteWonder if that will be their wedding song..Can hear the best mans toast now..should be quite a good one. "Well, she finally realized I was a cheap assed bastard that kissed like a fish and decorated with Star Wars and dinosaurs and that I would never do a lick of physical work. I am a manager of a Sprint store dammit.!!"
Nothing better than a piece of ass to come between two good trusting friends.
I would say the spirits you left behind at his house are looking after you pretty well Monica. They really did like to watch you take a bath. haha..
When do we get to see his house on the news with a bulldozer in the yard digging up headstones from the 18th century.. oops, did I say that??? On the internet?
Sometimes people like to share. Friends kiss each other dont they? ha ha ha I started reading this, and at first, I thought how the hell did a bird get in your apartment!
ReplyDeleteI was sitting at work, minding my own business when 'My bestfriends girlfriend' came on the radio today around lunch time. This will be good for a laugh for quiet awhile!! Of course I had to call my sis so we could share in the laugh!!
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